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“Bob’s Burgers” is an animated television series that follows the daily lives and misadventures of the Belcher family. Created by Loren Bouchard, the show premiered in 2011 and has gained a dedicated fanbase over the years. Set in the fictional seaside town of Wagstaff, the series revolves around Bob Belcher, his wife Linda, and their three children: Tina, Gene, and Louise.
The characters of “Bob’s Burgers” have become beloved for their distinct personalities. Bob Belcher is the hardworking and sometimes hapless owner of the restaurant, known for his passion for creating unique burger creations. Linda Belcher is a vivacious and supportive wife and mother, often adding excitement and positivity to the family’s adventures. The three Belcher children each bring their own quirks to the show: Tina is an awkward and enthusiastic teenager with a penchant for writing erotic friend fiction, Gene is a lively and musically-inclined preteen with a knack for comedic timing, and Louise is a mischievous and sharp-witted young girl with a flair for troublemaking.
Best Bob’s Burgers Tv Show Quotes
“The apocalypse is upon us! Why?! Why must the world end right when I’m getting sleepy?! … Ah! Every human is dead except for me! Especially the men! So there’s no men! So it’s okay to sleep alone. Good night, kids.”
Bob: “…and I think I might be a pimp.” Louise “(casually, passing through): “You’re gonna need a bigger hat.”
Bob: “Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.”
Gene: “And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!”
Gene : “Come on, boys, you’re the peanut butter. Girls, you’re the jelly. Let’s make some sandwiches!”
Tina : “I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.
Bob Belcher : “Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?” –
Tina : “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”
Louise Belcher : “Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut-punch you!”
Linda Belcher: “When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.”
Tina : “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.”
Linda Belcher : “Only strippers shave above the knee.”
Louise Belcher : “Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your damn dirty LIES?”
Rudy: “I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.”
Tina: “And lose the combination.”
Gene: “Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!”
Gene : “I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.”
Linda: ‘I’ll be like Al Capone with breasts.”
Bob : “About dinner theater: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” “
Linda: “Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!”
Bob : “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.”
Gene : “Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!”
Louise : “Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.”
Critter: “Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!”
“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.”
Louise : “Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We’ll cut you.” –
And last but not least, “Uhhhhhhhhhh” – Tina
MORE BOB’S BURGERS QUOTES
Louise Belcher : “Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath.”
Darry : “Look through the tube, see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!”
Gene : “My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children, so don’t ask!”
Louise Belcher : “Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ —it comes with candy. Get it?”
Linda : “It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!”
Tina: “You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.”
Teddy: “Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife!”
Tina : “Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”
Linda: “When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.”
Gene: “You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”
Tina: “It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking.”
Linda : “Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.”
Louise Belcher : “I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.”
Teddy: “Wow, running with a coffee table’s hard. No wonder no one does that.”
Linda : “Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!”
Gene : “One man’s trash is another man’s Christmas gift for Dad!”
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”
“I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m not afraid of sharks. I’m not afraid of cancer. I’m just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out. Where are their arms and legs? It’s really not okay!”
“Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.
“What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?”
“Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!”
“With four ears I can ignore you twice as hard.”
“Almost dying’s the best part of living. It’s called almost-live-dying.”
“Ha aliens, we farted on you!”
“If boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”
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