Discover the most captivating and memorable Firefly quotes from the beloved TV series. Immerse yourself in the witty and thought-provoking dialogues that have made Firefly a cult classic. From the humorous one-liners to the profound insights, this collection of the best 40 Firefly quotes will transport you to the unique universe created by Joss Whedon. Relive the magic, share your favorite quotes, and let Firefly’s brilliance continue to shine in your heart.
Best 33 Malcolm Reynolds Quotes – Firefly
Firefly Tv Show Quotes
Mal: “We have done the impossible. And that makes us mighty.” – Firefly
Jayne: “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.”
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” – Firefly
Malcolm Reynolds : “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.”
Mal: “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
Zoë Washburne : “Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”
Jayne: “Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … “
Mal: “I must say, lady. You’re my kinda stupid.”
Jubal Early : “Man is stronger by far than woman…yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?”
Malcolm Reynolds : “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.” – Firefly
Wash : “I’ve been in a firefight before. Actually, i’ve been in a fire. Actually I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity.”
Inara Serra : “It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”
Malcolm Reynolds : “You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I’m a mystery.”
Malcolm Reynolds : “That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.”
Jayne: “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
River Tam : “I can kill you with my brain.”
River Tam : “We’re not telling people what to think… we’re just trying to show them how.”
Mal: “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are coming to a middle.” – Firefly
Mrs. Reynolds : “If you take sexual advantage of her, you will burn in a very special level of hell. The kind they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
Mrs. Reynolds : “We are just too pretty for God to let us die”
Shepherd Derrial Book : “How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different…than those did the slaughtering”
Badger : “You couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle.”
Jayne: “Let’s go be bad guys!”
Hands of Blue : “We didn’t fly 86 million miles to track down a box of Band-Aids, Colonel.” – Firefly
Jayne: “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here!”
Wash : “Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.”
Jayne: “Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed ’em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.”
Inara Serra : “Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.”
Zoë Washburne: “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
More Firefly Quotes
- “I aim to misbehave.” – Malcom Reynolds
- “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.” – Hoban “Wash” Washburne
- “You can’t take the sky from me.” – Malcolm Reynolds
- “I swallowed a bug.” – Hoban “Wash” Washburne
- “We’re all just folk now.” – Shepherd Book
- “If wishes were horses, we’d all be eatin’ steak.” – Malcolm Reynolds
- “I do the job. And then I get paid.” – Jayne Cobb
- “I’m not threatening you. I’m unarmed.” – Inara Serra
- “Take me, sir. Take me hard.” – Kaylee Frye
- “Also, I can kill you with my brain.” – River Tam
- “I’m a big, big girl in a big, big world.” – River Tam
- “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” – Malcolm Reynolds
- “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so… very… pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.” – Malcolm Reynolds
