Looking for the best Jean Ralphio quotes? Look no further! Dive into the hilarious world of Jean Ralphio Saperstein with this handpicked collection of the top 25 quotes. From his outrageous schemes to his unforgettable one-liners, Jean Ralphio is a character that will leave you in stitches. Get ready to laugh out loud and relive some of the most iconic moments from Parks and Recreation. Discover the wit and charm of Jean Ralphio with these hilarious quotes. Get ready for a wild ride!
Parks and Recreation Jean Ralphio Quotes
“Did someone just talk about a job opening? Guess who’s got two thumbs up and was just cleared of insurance fraud? This guy!! Got off on a technicality!!!” – Jean Ralphio
“Pills Baby!” – Jean Ralphio
“why are you like this” – Jean Ralphio
“I actually forgot they dated, I was trying to hit that.” – Jean Ralphio
“Why don’t you live your life like that cow from the video?” – Jean Ralphio
“i guess im.. OpEn MinDeD aS hEeEeEll!” – Jean Ralphio
“Because technically I’m… violating my hoooooouse arreeeeeeeeeeeest!” – Jean Ralphio
“She said if you don’t love what you do…then why do it? Then she ripped the hair from my B hole”. – Jean Ralphio
“Every breath is agony, son” – Jean Ralphio
“I got run over by a Lexus” – Jean Ralphio
“Because technically I’m hooooomelesssss” – Jean Ralphio
“Business partner now and forever. Hold up – Forever 21, 21 gun salute, Salute Your Shorts, Kaboosh! I just free associated all over the moo-stache.” – Jean Ralphio
“She’s the wooo-ooorst!!!!” – Jean Ralphio
“You boy here is a question on the Bar exam” – Jean Ralphio
“I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean Ralphio
“It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.” – Jean Ralphio
“I say we invest our 10 large and I ‘accidentally’ get run over by a city bus!”
“Flushed with CAAASH!” – Jean Ralphio
“K to the N to the O P E, she’s the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee. Indiana.” – Jean Ralphio
“Mona Lisa just has a way with her words.” – Jean Ralphio
“Why don’t you use that time to go after one of your passions. Like model trains, or toy Gandalfs or something.” – Jean Ralphio
“Look at that. I guess sometimes I call men “beautiful” too. I guess I’m open-minded as hell. And I think you’re pretty good-looking.” – Jean Ralphio
“I will create a tiny go-cart for your grandma.” – Jean Ralphio
“Kuh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh bang! Which one floats your penis?” – Jean Ralphio
“Aww, Snapple. Are we calling everybody “baby” now? ‘Cause honestly, I love that.” – Jean Ralphio
“The entire party’s a VIP area.” – Jean Ralphio
