“I love him, but if he’s broken, let’s not get a new one.” – Penny
“You know, maybe if fashion magazines had female scientists in them, I would’ve become a theoretical physicist. Stop smirking at each other.” – Penny
“I’m not going to the mall with someone dressed like a dumb space bear.” – Penny
“That’s right. My phone is just as smart as you guys.” – Penny
“No shirt, no shoes, no Sheldon.” – Penny
“Whatcha doing? Trying to contact your home planet?” – Penny
“Good morning, slut.” – Penny
“No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.” – Penny
“I just run till I’m hungry, and then I stop for a bear claw.” – Penny
“I’m from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it’s because we want to eat em’ or make them leave our boyfriends alone” – Penny
“In the olden days, i would have never known he was that stupid.” – Penny
“Sweetie, let me put this in a way you’ll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up. – Penny
“Every family in America has a relative holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner” – Penny
“Holy crap on a cracker!” – Penny
“Mrs. Cooper, hi, it’s Penny. I think I broke your son.” – Penny
“Alright, howard wolowitz, listen up!” – Penny
“You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say ‘oh, boy, my breast friends!'” – Penny
“Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.” – Penny
“Sometimes I forget how smart you are.” – Penny
“Don’t name him. Just jam a hook into his face” – Penny
“Oh, sweetie, if you’re gonna screw things up, it’s gonna be while you’re here, not while you’re away.” – Penny
“Sex doesn’t count.” – Penny
“Is this when he says bazooka or something?” – Penny
