Looking for the best Jane the Virgin quotes? Look no further! We’ve handpicked the top 28 quotes from this beloved TV show that will make you laugh, cry, and feel all the emotions. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just discovering this hit series, these quotes will remind you why Jane the Virgin is so special. From love and family to life’s ups and downs, these quotes capture the essence of the show’s heartwarming and hilarious moments.
Jane the Virgin Quotes Tv Series Quotes
Jane: “Life is full of tough moments, you have to fight for what you want.”
Narrator : “Observe Jane between a rock and a hard place. The rock being a really intrusive telenovela star, the hard place being Rafael’s body.”
Rogelio : “To my former stepdaughters, you will always be step-daughters in my hearts”
Xiomara : “Now it’s your turn to listen to me, because I know how to take care of 16 year old bitches.”
Jane: “You know how to old saying goes. First comes love, then almost-marriage, then platonic friendship, and then he’s your real estate agent.”
Rogelio : “Ok, I’m going to tweet my 6.3 million followers with the hashtag #PleaseFindJane.”
Jane: “Inhale… Exhale…”
Jane: “That is love. To give up money, like it’s nothing”
Rogelio : “You cannot have “The Passions of Santos” without Santos. That is just “Passions” and that show failed.”
Lina : “Apparently, I’m the problem. Something’s not working. Anyway, turns out, I could have been way sluttier in high school.”
Rogelio : “I happen to be in the middle of a heated bidding war on eBay to take my mind off the heated war currently raging over my acting services.”
Rogelio : “When my nemisis cares about the little things, so must I.”
Rogelio : “There are many Jesus Christs, there is only one Jane.”
Rogelio : “If you knew anything about telenovelas, you’d know that everything is supposed to be dramatic!”
Rogelio : ” I don;t like to use the term ‘triple threat’ because it suggest that I am limited to only three skills.”
Jane: “I tell my son every night that monsters aren’t real. But they are. I’m looking at one. But you’ll never win.”
Rogelio : “Don’t worry. I believe in you almost as much as I believe in myself.”
Jane: “I have this feeling in my chest. It feels kind of warm, but also it wants to explode or something.”
Rogelio : “I personally think that any man would be blessed to have Alba as a lover.”
Rogelio : “Every time God closes a door, he opens up the opportunity for a much bigger wedding venue.”
Alba : “God doesn’t need to see boobies as you enter the Holy Sacrament of Marriage.”
Jane: “A rich playboy with an entitled attitude missing a basic sensitivity chip. He was so much nicer in my head.”
Xo : “There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Now if you don’t go have sex with that obscenely hot telenovela star, your mother will never forgive you.”
JR : “Vulnerable Petra is way hotter than ice queen Petra.”
Jane: “I don’t love you because you’re incredibly sexy. I love you because you’re my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.”
Petra : ” I’m not a second class citizen, but, I’m not a second choice either.”
Jane: “Do not engage with their mom. Be the bigger person.”
