Looking for the best Bob Belcher quotes from the hit TV show Bob’s Burgers? Look no further! We’ve curated a list of the top 12 quotes from the lovable and hilarious character, Bob Belcher. From witty one-liners to heartfelt moments, these quotes will make you laugh, think, and appreciate the beloved burger-flipping dad. Get ready for a dose of Bob’s unique humor and charm with this collection of the best Bob Belcher quotes!
Bob’s Burgers Bob Belcher Quotes
1- “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” – Bob Belcher
2- “Listen, what happened to Hawk and Chick will never happen to us. This Hawk and this Chick will never not talk for 30 years.” – Bob Belcher
3- “About dinner theater: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob Belcher
4- “Well, Your Honor, I couldn’t see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly….meter-sized…” – Bob Belcher
5- “Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?” – Bob Belcher
6- “Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.” – Bob Belcher
7- “All right, listen. You’re my children and I love you. But you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you, I’d fire all of you if I could.” – Bob Belcher
8- “Every year, I try and tell you guys that no one really sings Thanksgiving songs.” – Bob Belcher
9- “Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.” – Bob Belcher
10- “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” – Bob Belcher
11- “…and I think I might be a pimp.” Louise “(casually, passing through): “You’re gonna need a bigger hat.” – Bob Belcher
12 – “Oh my god.” – Bob Belcher
13- “I’m not a hero. I’m a guy who makes burgers and sometimes fries.”
14- “Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?”
15- “I’m not interested in Tina’s boyfriends. I’m interested in her grades and her criminal record.”
16- “I’ll see you in hell, you fine piece of fish!”
17- “Every night is pizza night when you’re an adult!”
18- “We’re not here because we’re free. We’re here because we’re not free.”
19- “I don’t need a lesson in parenting. I’m doing great!”
20- “I can’t talk to women. I don’t even know how I get you to talk to me.”
21- “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
22- “I’m like a peacock, but instead of beautiful feathers, I have health code violations.”
