Looking for the best quotes from the iconic TV show “WKRP in Cincinnati“? Look no further! We’ve compiled the top 22 quotes that will bring back memories of this beloved sitcom. From hilarious one-liners to witty banter, these quotes are sure to make you laugh and reminisce about the quirky characters of WKRP. Whether you’re a fan of Dr. Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap, or Mr. Carlson, these quotes will transport you back to the golden age of television.
WKRP in Cincinnati Tv Show Quotes
Les Nessman: “When someone plays mind games with Les Nessman, they’re walking on thin ice.”
Ivan Popasonaviski: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
Arthur ‘Big Guy’ Carlson: “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Andy Travis: “It’s a good thing I had an extra pair of jeans in my office.”
Bailey Quarters: “Have you noticed all the men in Landersville are going bald? I wonder if there’s a nuclear power plant in the area.”
Herb Tarlek: “It’s bad luck to take advice from a crazy person.”
Buffy: “If only I could get to Vermont. It’s… It’s reeeel there.”
Lucille: “We only watch good, wholesome family shows. Like Little House on the Prairie. It’s about blind children and every week someone dies in a fire or of a horrible disease.”
“Citizens of Cincinnati, we are being attacked by the godless tornadoes!”
Dr. Johnny Fever: “Booger!!!”
Dr. Johnny Fever: “Right now I’d like to describe some of the incredible action that’s going on down here. A man we believe might be a customer has just come from freshening up, and it looks like he’s…leaving. No, wait a minute, he’s paused there; maybe he’s going to chat with Del Murdock, personable owner of Del’s Stereo and Sound… yes, he is. Maybe he’s going to buy something, and he’s…no, no, he’s pulled out a gun…uh, for any policemen who might be listening, apparently we’re being held up here at Del’s Stereo and Sound…”
More WKRP in Cincinnati Quotes
- “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” – Les Nessman
- “In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher.'” – Dr. Johnny Fever
- “The phone’s for you, big guy. It’s the nineties calling. They want their clothes back.” – Herb Tarlek
- “Oh, the humanity!” – Venus Flytrap
- “Booger!” – Jennifer Marlowe
- “If it weren’t for the tuna fish, I wouldn’t have any friends at all.” – Bailey Quarters
- “You can’t arrest me, I’m a rock star!” – Andy Travis
- “I am not a fish!” – Les Nessman
- “When you’re a loser in high school, you’re a loser for life.” – Johnny Caravella (Johnny Fever)
- “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s where you place the blame.” – Herb Tarlek
