In Cobra Kai, it is told thirty years after what happened in the All Valley Karate Tournament in 1984. Both fighters have matured over the years and have lived different lives. Going through difficult times, Johnny Lawrence reopens the fighting school Cobra Kai and begins training his new students to return to his past
Here Our list of Best Cobra Kai Quotes
1- “Hash brown that and send it to the internet!” -Johnny Lawrence
2- “Where’s the Juicebar, where’s the SSSSSTEAMROOM?” -Johnny Lawrence
3- “Hey stop holding up the line don’t make me throw a shoe at you You stalking me pretty boy” –Susan Gallagher
4- “you said it was wireless” -Johnny Lawrence
5- “Whats a Facebook?” -Johnny Lawrence
6- “How long does it take for a Facebook message to get delivered? Ali lives in Colorado so prolly a while right?” -Johnny Lawrence
7- “Life coach??? You might as well be setting your money on fire.” -Johnny Lawrence
8- “Everybody says shit like “you’ll understand when you’re older”, well I am older and I understand absolutely nothing” -Johnny
9- “Nice shirt….I’m just kidding it sucks”
10- “Cobras are strong. They may be the king of the jungle, but the world’s more than just a jungle. And there’s only one animal that can kill a snake. Welcome to Eagle Fang karate.” -Johnny Lawrence
11- “Have mercy, no wait wrong show.No mercy!”
12- “It’s okay to lose to opponent but must not lose to fear.”
13- “I ain’t no quitter”
14- “Are you nerds?!”
15- “Gender what?”
16- “Subaru! Do I look like a lezbo?”
17- “There’s no tapping in Karate”
18- “When you came into my dojo, you were softer than a baby’s ass.”
19- “Not everything in myagi do is what it seems like”
20- “If your enemy insists on war, you must take away their ability to wager it.”
21- “Two weeks in a coma, the coma usually wins.”
22- “pain doesnt exist in this dojo” -Johnny Lawrence
23- “We do not allow weakness in this dojo. So you can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies and all that other made-up bullshit outside. Is that understood?” -Johnny Lawrence
24- “You don’t have to have a Dojo to be a Dojo.”
25- “sup penis breath” “only people from eagle fang karate can call me penis breath”
26- “Put one of those hash browns at the end”
27- “Your car is ringing.” –Johnny
28- “When I asked, “What if you die, Sensei? How will we get inside?” he said, “If I’m dead, you nerds have been dead for weeks.” – Miguel
29- “Flip the script”
30- “Self taught, many hours” –Johnny
31- “We’ve got a bunch of flinching virgins here!”
32- “You’ll be my karate teacher? No, I’m going to be your sensei”
33- “If you’re gonna punch your boss, you need to know how to make a fist.”
34- “What kind of animal kills a cobra?! A mongoose? I mean a REAL ANIMAL!”
35- “My students told me to get an apple and you sold me a lemon.”
36- “Hashbrown”
37- “if u are looking for revenge u should start by digging two Graves”
38- “Rules are made to be broken!” –Johnny
39- “Miguel, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have “network connectivity problems.” –Johnny
40- “Sometimes it’s good to visit the past to know where you are now, but you can’t live in the past.”
41- “You’re a wizard harry”
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