In this blog post, we’ve compiled 86 of Glenn Beck‘s most thought-provoking quotes. Some will resonate with you, some will challenge you, and some will make you want to throw your computer out the window. But that’s the beauty of Glenn Beck: he never leaves you indifferent.
Glenn Beck Quotes
1- “If we just stop producing stuff, if we stop being so capitalist, we stop taking resources from other third world countries, we’ll be happy.” -Glenn Beck
2- “I wasn’t just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking if this view was consistent with that view.” -Glenn Beck
3- “I contend that the reason why America is not as happy as it was in 1950 or 1920 or whenever, 100 years ago, is because our priorities are wrong, but it has nothing to do with exploiting the planet and has everything to do with losing faith in God.” -Glenn Beck
4- “I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.” -Glenn Beck
5- “What’s amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for – special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.” -Glenn Beck
6- “The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be ‘What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?'” -Glenn Beck
7- “For a lot of people, me included, abortion is murder. And it just becomes clearer and clearer the closer you get to birth. I mean, it’s just so – I think if you had a womb with a window, it would never happen.” -Glenn Beck
8- “Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.” -Glenn Beck
9- “Faith, hope and charity – faith, hope and charity – those are the tools God gave me. Ad I keep circling around it.” -Glenn Beck
10- “If you watch tonight’s show, I believe you know that I believe we’re heading into deep and treacherous waters.” -Glenn Beck
11- “People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.” -Glenn Beck
12- “The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.” -Glenn Beck
13- “Hopefully, Donald Trump’s a very practical man.” -Glenn Beck
14- “It is really – one of the things in it that I heard yesterday in his testimony that I thought was disturbing was this – what did he call it? – a massive persuasion campaign. That sounded a little bit like Goebbels or Gore-bels.” -Glenn Beck
15- “I’m a guy with a strong political opinion but I’m not a white nationalist.” -Glenn Beck
16- “Can you let your son’s body become the same temperature as your son’s head before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?” -Glenn Beck
17- “This European and really pro-Russian nationalism is seeping into America. It’s very disturbing.” -Glenn Beck
18- “We think Scott has real good vision and good tools. He’s quick and can run. He took care of the football for us and didn’t put it on the ground. When he saw a crack, he hit it. His line did a good job providing him with opportunities.” -Glenn Beck
19- “We’re allowed to be ourselves.” -Glenn Beck
20- “The reason that history so often repeats is not only human nature, but also human ignorance.” -Glenn Beck
21- “I’m not a white nationalist.” -Glenn Beck
22- “So we went on what we now call “The Beck Family Church Tour” and man did we see some churches.” -Glenn Beck
23- “The media doesn’t have credibility.” -Glenn Beck
24- “Reformed rabbis are generally political in nature. It’s almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way, to where it is just – radicalized Islam is less about religion than it is about politics. When you look at the Reform Judaism, it is more about politics.” -Glenn Beck
25- “I would like a practical president, but I would like to be able to have his practicality based on principles, and not just who – I mean the room with.” -Glenn Beck
26- “When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.” -Glenn Beck
27- “We can all live under the Constitution and all express ourself in radically different ways and not control each other.” -Glenn Beck
28- “For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.” -Glenn Beck
29- “I can’t control my own income, I can’t control my own destiny, I can’t even control my own farm if I’m a farmer. This is not going to last.” -Glenn Beck
30- “I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. “I hate you,” I said softly. “I love you,” the voice whispered back.” -Glenn Beck
31- “I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.” -Glenn Beck
32- “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” -Glenn Beck
33- “I don’t belong to anything, nobody’s listening to me and I don’t have any levers that control my own life.” -Glenn Beck
34- “Americans also don’t need to be taught how to give. We don’t need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.” -Glenn Beck
35- “God takes attendance every day.” -Glenn Beck
36- “Look, I’m Mormon, and most Christians don’t recognize me as a Christian.” -Glenn Beck
37- “The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.” -Glenn Beck
38- “People are inherently good. Our souls are magnificent and capable of extraordinary performance.” -Glenn Beck
39- “In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.” -Glenn Beck
40- “I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.” -Glenn Beck
41- “If you treat an animal right, they don’t run away. They’re not like us. They run away from people they don’t trust; most times we run away from ourselves.” -Glenn Beck
42- “You’ve never met a more flawed guy than me.” -Glenn Beck
43- “Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.” -Glenn Beck
44- “I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.” -Glenn Beck
45- “It’s a different world we’re going into but it’s all based on the Internet. It’s all based on these connections. If you start limiting the connections, you’re going backwards as a society.” -Glenn Beck
46- “I’m the crazy one? This country has gone insane. Read about it. FCC orders NBC newsrooms to partner with Soros funded non-profits. That’s how the deal went through.” -Glenn Beck
47- “When did it become something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?” -Glenn Beck
48- “I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.” -Glenn Beck
49- “I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.” -Glenn Beck
50- “I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: ‘If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?'” -Glenn Beck
51- “It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.” -Glenn Beck
52- “Man, sometimes God really sucks.”
53- “That’s what the tactics are, Nazi tactics. Nazi tactics are progressive tactics first.” -Glenn Beck
54- “Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing–no matter the personal cost.” -Glenn Beck
55- “I mean, I’m not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.” -Glenn Beck
56- “Everyone wants to feel loved, but when all you feel is alone it’s tough to accomplish anything else.” -Glenn Beck
57- “Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.” -Glenn Beck
58- “I told you, God is not coy. He’s more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear.” -Glenn Beck
59- “The Nazis learned their propaganda from the progressive movement in the United States.” -Glenn Beck
60- “Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid – what was the name of that – what was the name of the film that they did? There it is – “Story of Stuff.”” -Glenn Beck
61- “Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.” -Glenn Beck
62- “Live the principles and the values. Almost nobody in America is living them. Learn the truth. Live the life of our founders. Be a decent, righteous, forthright honest man or woman.” -Glenn Beck
63- “So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. Eugenics.” -Glenn Beck
64- “People aren’t happy unless they buy stuff, and that’s because we have become this industrialized nation.” -Glenn Beck
65- “I could give a flying crap about the political process. We’re an entertainment company.” -Glenn Beck
66- “Good Old Socialism… Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.” -Glenn Beck
67- “You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.” -Glenn Beck
68- “I don’t feel comfortable voting for Hillary Clinton.” -Glenn Beck
69- “Some may believe we’re on the road to the Hitler youth.” -Glenn Beck
70- “I don’t feel comfortable voting for Donald Trump.” -Glenn Beck
71- “Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.” -Glenn Beck
72- “Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It’ll discredit any real legitmate movement.” -Glenn Beck
73- “We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.” -Glenn Beck
74- “I was still searching for someone to blame for my suffering. I really wanted someone to transfer my hate to, so that I could stop hating myself.” -Glenn Beck
75- “Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.” -Glenn Beck
76- “The purpose of a just government is to prevent plunder, not facilitate it.” -Glenn Beck
77- “Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.” -Glenn Beck
78- “Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he’s not a Marxist. He’s a progressive! This is semantics.” -Glenn Beck
79- “I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It’s not going to be pretty.” -Glenn Beck
80- “To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.” -Glenn Beck
81- “Sometimes our strengths are also our weaknesses. Sometimes to be strong you have to first be weak. You have to share your burdens; you have to lean on other people while you face your problems and yourself.” -Glenn Beck
82- “I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn’t kill anybody!” -Glenn Beck
83- “Progressivism is the cancer in America, and it is eating our Constitution. It was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress past the Constitution.” -Glenn Beck
84- “What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.” -Glenn Beck
85- “I’m a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I’m making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime.” -Glenn Beck
86- “Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.” -Glenn Beck
