Unearth the finest 26 quotes from Dylan Maxwell, a standout character in the acclaimed series American Vandal. Delve into the wit and humor of the show with these memorable quotes that showcase Dylan Maxwell’s comedic brilliance.
Dylan Maxwell Quotes
1- “Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs. It’s just, it’s such an important part of the dick.” – Dylan Maxwell
2- “Another day, another dick.” – Dylan Maxwell
3- “As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster.” – Dylan Maxwell
4- “We call ourselves the Wayback Boys ’cause we go way back.” – Dylan Maxwell
5- “I’ve been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, just, like, kind of preparing and whatnot.” – Dylan Maxwell
6- “I signed a dick in a girl’s yearbook this morning.” – Dylan Maxwell
7- “I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason, and now I’m, like, upsettingly high.” – Dylan Maxwell
8- “A little bitch is more like someone who makes shit up.” – Dylan Maxwell
9- “I don’t remember anything. Honestly, I got so fucked up. That was a night I’ll never forget.” – Dylan Maxwell
10- “She tells me shit she doesn’t tell anyone else. Dude, she tells me when she’s on her period.” – Dylan Maxwell
11- “I gotta work this shit job for half the day. The only thing on TV is, like Ellen, Wendy, Tyra, all those fucking first-name shows.” – Dylan Maxwell
12- “The guy said, ‘help me help you.’ Did you hear that? That is some straight-up teacher shit.” – Dylan Maxwell
13- “I just always thought my first suit would be for, like high-school graduation, or, like, something sick, like the Winter X Games, or like the regular X Games. Or, like my funeral. Not for lame-ass court.” – Dylan Maxwell
14- “Pro-tip dude. Never post an ugly video of a chick on Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks. Not worth it, dude. She won’t think it’s funny.” – Dylan Maxwell
15- “Mac and I are kinda like orange juice and vodka, you know? We just go together.” – Dylan Maxwell
16- “I mean seriously, like it’s super fucking funny, so, that’s all chill, but like, letting me get expelled for something I didn’t even do is just… It’s just such a bitch move.” – Dylan Maxwell
17- “I’m not, like, book smart or fucking street smart or whatever, but, like I’m not dumb.” – Dylan Maxwell
18- “I lie about all kinds of little stuff like that I understood Inception.” – Dylan Maxwell
19- “Yo soy Shapiro, Me gusta them titties!” – Dylan Maxwell
20- “I’m not part of the football crowd or anything so I don’t really have an opinion of him other than I think he’s kind of a douche.” – Dylan Maxwell
21- “Peter loves cock. You can even say he has a passion for dicks.” – Dylan Maxwell
22- “She sent ‘heyy’ with two Ys, she wants to fuck.” – Dylan Maxwell
23- “That’s such a little bitch move.” – Dylan Maxwell
24- “What event followed the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in 1914?” – Dylan Maxwell
25- “Those are definitely not minor tits.” – Dylan Maxwell
26- “I lie about all sorts of things, like understanding inception.” – Dylan Maxwell
