Uncover the wit and wisdom of Paris Geller with the best 15 quotes from the beloved TV series Gilmore Girls. From her sharp comebacks to heartfelt moments, explore Paris’s iconic lines that have left a lasting impression. Laugh, reminisce, and be inspired by Paris Geller’s most memorable quotes today!
Paris Geller Quotes
1- “I did tell my mother about having sex with Jamie and her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn’t pleased her in 15 years.” – Geller Quotes
2- “Why are they letting all these extra people in? They just take up space and screw up the curve. We don’t need any new kids here.” – Geller Quotes
3- “Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.” – Geller Quotes
4- “Hey, you know, not everybody can be smart. As my mother always says, “somebody has to answer the phones.”” – Geller Quotes
5- “I wish my mother would sleep with my teachers, it would make midterms a lot easier.” – Geller Quotes
6- “I do like Mr. Medina.” – Geller Quotes
7- “I wonder if I was missing if my mom would come looking for me like that.” – Geller Quotes
8- “My mother is having the entire place redone, she wants all evidence of my father out of there. So unless you want to sit on no furniture, while watching three Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet and paint everything a ridiculous shade of white and call it ‘angel’s kiss’ then we’re going to have to find somebody else’s house to go to.” – Geller Quotes
9- “No glove, no love…” – Geller Quotes
10- “I brought everything just in case there was some sort of hidden potential in something that I just didn’t see. So?” – Geller Quotes
11- “God, this is so weird. I can’t stop smiling.” – Geller Quotes
12- “He also cut off his wife’s head. Is he still your role model?” – Geller Quotes
13- “You’re Juliet. You’re the best public speaker here, you’ve definitely got the waif thing down, and you’ll look great dead.” – Geller Quotes
14-” I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation. I’m covered in hives, I’ve showered four times, and for what? Some guy who doesn’t even have the brains to buy a Zagat so we don’t wind up in a restaurant that’s really just a front for a cocaine laundering ring?” – Geller Quotes
15- “There was a ton of presents. I mean hundreds of presents. I’m looking at this mound of gifts and I’m thinking “8 days of Hanukkah”, who was the skin flint that thought up that deal?” – Geller Quotes
