Best Theodore “T.C.” Calvin Quotes from Magnum P.I.
1- “I’ve heard that some private investigators don’t even do any of that bone-numbing research and that they actually con other people to do it for them.” – T.C.
2- “Ten minutes to ten, I wondered how long it’d take you to fall in love today.” – T.C.
3- “Whoa! What’s with this Abbott and Costello routine, ‘You owe me 50, I’ll loan you 10’? Forget it!” – T.C.
4- “A free trip? You think you’re going to get a free trip to Detroit on my tab Thomas?” – T.C.
5- “I don’t need any more scars.” – T.C.
6- “You mean to tell me, a NUN gave you that shiner?” – T.C.
7- “Um, T.M., did you come up with this plan all by your lonesome?” – T.C.
8- “Why have you been sipping tea from an empty cup for the last half-hour?” – T.C.
9- “Did it ever occur to you that boy can not count past one?” – T.C.
10- “Ahh… run that by me again, Higgi-baby. Only this time in English.” – T.C.
11- “Back home in New Orleans, which is where I’m gonna be as soon as Captain Calvin’s Charity Chopper dumps all you freeloaders off!” – T.C.
12- “Well, maybe you oughta bring your momma out here. At least she is a girl; you just pitch like one!” – T.C.
13- “You get what you pay for, and none of you paid!” – T.C.
14- “Come to think of it, you better stay out of the kitchen too, all sorts of things can happen in there – Gas, poisoning, garbage disposals.” – T.C.
