1- “I love you. I just don’t want to touch you.” – Adrian Powell
2- “She’s hideous.” – Adrian Powell
3- “You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don’t you know how hard it is to find good help?” – Adrian Powell
4- “Streets filled with beggars and children running around in tattered.” – Adrian Powell
5- “Our marriage is not based on love and that is why we have so much fun.” – Adrian Powell
6- “Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.” – Adrian Powell
7- “Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.” – Adrian Powell
8- “You and I were meant to tango.” – Adrian Powell
9- “Oh yes, I’m very skeevy.” – Adrian Powell
10- “I keep wondering how in God’s name we manage to outlast so many other couples. I think it’s our sense of humor.” – Adrian Powell
11- “I think of Valentina as a daughter.” – Adrian Powell
12- “That’s just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.” – Adrian Powell
13- “I’m not going to lie, being in a wheelchair is boring and this promises to be positively scintillating.” – Adrian Powell
14- “I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn’t.” – Adrian Powell
15- “You’re the only person who could match me blow for blow.” – Adrian Powell
16- “Instead she comes back triumphant, with a black man between her legs.” – Adrian Powell