Parks and Rec. Ben Wyatt Quotes
1- “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.” – Ben Wyatt
2- “There’s like a 30% chance they’ll both die.” – Ben Wyatt
3- “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.” – Ben Wyatt
4- “The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?” – Ben Wyatt
5- “Bababooey.” – Ben Wyatt
6- “No, that’s Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.” – Ben Wyatt
7- “I didn’t really do Model United Nations in high school so… Oh wait, I SUPER-DID.” – Ben Wyatt
8- “Nothing is wrong, just do your job. And they would never cancel Game of Thrones. It’s a crossover hit. It’s not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they’re telling human stories in a fantasy world.” – Ben Wyatt
9- “Pizza? Never heard of it.” – Ben Wyatt
10- “After you fell asleep making Jerry’s scrapbook, I went back to Season One of Fringe to check for plot holes. As I suspected, airtight…” – Ben Wyatt
11- “Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.” – Ben Wyatt
12- “Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond.” – Ben Wyatt
13- “I’m sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?” – Ben Wyatt
14- “They call me Devo because I can whip ’em good.” – Ben Wyatt
15- “The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.” – Ben Wyatt
16- “Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.” – Ben Wyatt
