Looking for the best Captain Holt quotes from Brooklyn 99? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 20 quotes from everyone’s favorite no-nonsense, deadpan captain. From his dry wit to his unexpected moments of humor, Captain Holt never fails to deliver memorable lines. Get ready to laugh and be inspired by this collection of the best Captain Holt quotes from Brooklyn 99.
Captain Holt Quotes from Brooklyn 99 tv series.
“Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you.” – Captain Holt
“More importantly, Wuntch got served. Oh my god, Wuntch sounds like lunch. Oh, this opens up so many new avenues.” – Captain Holt
“Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.” – Captain Holt
“Apparently my husband Kevin has invited you all to my party. There’s very little street parking. No gifts. No singing of Happy Birthday. It should be fun” – Captain Holt
“I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. In it, I must file an extension. So, yes, it is best not to have dreams.” – Captain Holt
“This Isn’t A Championship Cummerbund. This Is Some Common Cummerbund!” – Captain Holt
“Do Not Trust Any Child That Chews Bubble Gum Flavoured Bubble Gum.” – Captain Holt
“That’s my favourite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.” – Captain Holt
“I’d Like To Announce That Your Honeymoon Vacation Request Has Officially Been Moved From Pending To Approved” – Captain Holt
“I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.” – Captain Holt
“There’s no such thing as a backwards ‘w’.” – Captain Holt
“He Was A Great Partner. Smart. Loyal. Homophobic. But Not Racist.” – Captain Holt
“Oh, Look At That, An Alert. I’m Probably Going Trending Already” – Captain Holt
“Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?” – Captain Holt
“Coat, Coat, Jacket, Coat! Is This A Police Precinct, Or A Turkish Bazaar” – Captain Holt
“He was a great partner. Smart, loyal. Homophobic but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.” – Captain Holt
“Oh, I’ve caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.” – Captain Holt
“We’re Not Going To Fight Her. She Is The Devil. And You Don’t Dance With The Devil Because You’ll Get Burned” – Captain Holt
“Fun? I Was Never Fun You Take That Back!” – Captain Holt
