Nurse Jackie Quotes: The nurse character, whose life has become a mess and mess, has an original scenario created on the basis of her business life and her own life.
Nurse Jackie Quotes
1. “I don’t like chatty. I don’t do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.” –Nurse Jackie
2. “It’s never easy. If it does become easy, it’s time to quit.” –Nurse Jackie
3. “Taser? Been there, sister. 15 minutes and you’re good as new.” – Nurse Jackie
4. “This job is wading through a storm of people, who come into this place on the worst days of their lives.”-Nurse Jackie
5. “Make me good, God. But not yet.”-Nurse Jackie
6. “Don’t ever say “ta-da.” The only people that say “ta-da” are magicians or idiots.”– Nurse Jackie
7. “Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you’re afraid of lightening.” – Nurse Jackie
8. “Okay, it’s very simple. Everything they tell you, you type in their file, whatever they don’t tell you, but you know to be true, type in their file.” -Nurse Jackie
9. O’Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That’s like seeing Santa naked. It’s not right. -Nurse Jackie
10. Jackie: (to “God”): Stop picking on my nurses! Alright, pick on criminals, pick on white guys!-Nurse Jackie
11. Jackie: Zoey, come here. Put your hand on here. Hold it firmly.
Zoey: I can do that. Sorry, I’m just saying I could do more important things here. –Nurse Jackie
12. Jackie: How can you read this crap?
Thor: Please, don’t amplify my shame. –Nurse Jackie
13. I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that? –Coop , Nurse Jackie
14. Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you’re nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you’re mine. –Nurse Jackie
15. Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her. –Nurse Jackie
16. You’re going after rich people who drink. Don’t think I like that very much. -O’hara, Nurse Jackie
17. Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think? –Nurse Jackie
18. “Don’t say his name, it’s not yours to say.” -Cruz, Nurse Jackie
19. “You want it? You gotta work for it.” -Zoey, Nurse Jackie
20. “Sorry Sister, you’re fired.” -Nurse Jackie
