Discover the top 21 Del Boy quotes from the beloved TV show “Only Fools and Horses.” Relive the hilarious moments and iconic one-liners from this legendary character. From his catchy catchphrases to his witty banter, immerse yourself in the world of Del Boy. Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and appreciate the comedic genius of one of Britain’s most unforgettable characters. Join us as we celebrate the Best 21 Del Boy Quotes – Only Fools and Horses.
Only Fools and Horses – Del Boy Quotes
1- “Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat.”
2- “Of course he couldn’t swim, he only had one bloody arm. He would have gone around in circles, wouldn’t he?”
3- “He who dares wins. He who hesitates… doesn’t.”
4- “As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, ‘We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.’”
5- “I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu.”
6- “You’ve always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.”
7- “I used to be a midfield dynamo, played like Paul Gascoigne. Boycie used to play like Bamber Gascoigne.”
8- “You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom.”
9- “He who dares wins.”
10- “Rodney, everything between you and I is split straight down the middle: 60-40.”
11- “It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice.”
12- “They’re yuppies. They don’t speak proper English like what we do.”
13- “Oh, leave it out Rodney, you couldn’t flog a black cat to a witch!”
14- “Lovely jubbly!”
15- “I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu.”
16- “I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Badly.”
17- “If you had been in charge of The Last Supper it would have been a takeaway.”
18- “One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l’Orange, but I don’t know how to say that in French.”
19- “You plonker, Rodney!”
20- “There’s no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes.”
21- “Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat.”