Discover 21 iconic Saul Goodman quotes from the hit TV series Breaking Bad. Immerse yourself in the witty and cunning world of the beloved character, Saul Goodman, as he navigates the dark underbelly of the Albuquerque drug scene. These memorable quotes will leave you entertained, amused, and wanting more. Relive the brilliance of Bob Odenkirk’s portrayal of the criminal lawyer and dive into the twisted world of Breaking Bad through the words of Saul Goodman.
Saul Goodman Quotes
1- “Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer. The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a cinnabon in Omaha.” Saul Goodman
2- “I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.” Saul Goodman
3- “Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.” Saul Goodman
4- “Scientists love laser” Saul Goodman
5- “He said he was gonna break my legs, and don’t tell me he didn’t mean it because he gave me the dead mackerel eyes.” Saul Goodman
6- ‘Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.’ Saul Goodman
7- “Better call Saul!”
8- “Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.” Saul Goodman
9- ‘If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.’ Saul Goodman
10- ‘Schrader’s hard-on for you just reached Uncle Milton proportions, so have fun with that.’ Saul Goodman
11- ‘Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best… with just a right amount of dirty!’ Saul Goodman
12- “I once convinced a woman I was Kevin constner”
13- ‘You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets’ nest, it’s a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh? If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.’ Saul Goodman
14- ‘Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth.’ Saul Goodman
15- “If you happen to make an epic fail and find yourself on the wrong side of the law, you know who to call…” Saul Goodman
16- “Don’t open yourself up for weakness.” Saul Goodman
17- “Say, just for the sake of argument, that the kid’s not in the mood for a nuanced discussion of the virtues of child poisoning.” Saul Goodman
18- “There’s no honour among thieves… except for us of course.” Saul Goodman
19- “Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean, the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.” Saul Goodman
20- “As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s been known to happen.” Saul Goodman
21- “Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?” Saul Goodman
