We listed best Carmen Luna Quotes from Devious Maids
1- “If I want to hear a sexy accent, I can talk to myself.” – Carmen Luna
2- “I should have been born rich.” – Carmen Luna
3- “You are the best husband I’ve never married.” – Carmen Luna
4- “Okay, you can be my boyfriend. Don’t get excited. It’s annoying.” – Carmen Luna
5- “We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.” – Carmen Luna
6- “Is there a nice way to tell your boss he’s deformed?” – Carmen Luna
7- “My hair is the crime.” – Carmen Luna
8- “Are you sure you’re gay because I could jump your bones right now?” – Carmen Luna
9- “We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.” – Carmen Luna
10- “You’ll be the belle of the balls… ball.” – Carmen Luna
11- “This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.” – Carmen Luna
12- “Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.” – Carmen Luna
13- “Where’s his cage? The thing you keep children in so they can’t get away.” – Carmen Luna
14- “You call him Carmen. I call him Diablo.” – Carmen Luna
15- “When he got drunk he was a totally different person. One time I thought he was gonna kill me.” – Carmen Luna
16- “The black one. The gold one makes you look like a pimp.” – Carmen Luna
17- “Number 32 is perfect! Put laxatives in her coffee.” – Carmen Luna
18- “I’ve got a big mouth, you should have known better.” – Carmen Luna
19- “I wasn’t a ho. I was popular.” – Carmen Luna
20- “I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol’s, those are just ugly.” – Carmen Luna
21- “The police are idiots, they always screw up.” – Carmen Luna
22- “We’re maids and we’re not messing around.” – Carmen Luna
