We listed best Liz Cruz Quotes from Nip Tuck
1- “I’m sure his spirits are here, but his body is still in the tanning booth.” – Liz Cruz
2- “What about you? Are you gay?” – Liz Cruz
3- “I just want a little lipo and maybe some work around the eyes.” – Liz Cruz
4- “Look, after being attacked, accused of murder, rejected by your mother, and dumped by your bride, who wouldn’t be angry? It all makes sense. You’ve had a really rough year, Christian, but you shouldn’t be taking it out on her.” – Liz Cruz
5- “Oh please! Who isn’t? To my mother, I’m a child. To Jan, I’m a heartless, rejecting bitch. And to my dog, I’m God.” – Liz Cruz
6- “When I became a pro-choice lesbian.” – Liz Cruz
7- “Boys, boys, boys. This is why God gave women two breasts. Now each of you take one, and go play in your corner of the sandbox.” – Liz Cruz
8- “I loved being a Catholic when I was a kid. The drama of it. The feeling that there was a mysterious man in the heavens watching out for you.” – Liz Cruz
9- “Jaws. First time Brody sees the shark. You guys are in over your heads. You’re chum, being devoured by all the Rodeo Drive great whites.” – Liz Cruz
10- “I’m expressing my lesbian identity.” – Liz Cruz
11- “You can sing whatever song you want to in front of them, but I will not let your gay-shame cost me my job. You know, I thought having a woman run this place was gonna make a big difference, but with you it’s all espresso machines and fresh carpeting, Michelle. I am still working for a dick!” – Liz Cruz
12- “I have a tattoo on my right breast. Two female symbols intertwined.” – Liz Cruz
13- “You’re a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe.” – Liz Cruz
14- “His-and-her facelifts. If this is indicative of the state of relationships in the 21st century, then I’m staying single.” – Liz Cruz
15- “Damn straight.” – Liz Cruz
16- “I slept with a man once in college. He had long hair and when I closed my eyes, and felt it sweeping across my face, I pretended it was Joni Mitchell.” – Liz Cruz
17- “Unless you made the poor girl eat one for shits and giggles, yes.” – Liz Cruz
18- “Does any one here besides me think there’s anything morally reprehensible about a white man trying to pass himself off as a victim of the American racial hierarchy?” – Liz Cruz
19- “I kinda go on the wagon around the holidays. You miss out on too much good music if you don’t.” – Liz Cruz
20- “You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.” – Liz Cruz
21- “Do you think that you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?” – Liz Cruz
22- “He’s the only straight man I ever met who was arrogant enough to think that he could convert me. Sometimes, I hated the guy. But most of the time, I loved him.” – Liz Cruz
23- “Excuse me, someone in the lobby requests to see an arrogant, oversexed, antichrist.” – Liz Cruz
24- “These guys are crazy. The only reason I’ve moved here it’s because they throwed a bunch of money at me. And the golf opportunities.” – Liz Cruz
25- “Let me save you the trouble, OK? I am not some bitter femmy Nazi trying to get back at the world. And I certainly didn’t carve my bosses as payback for who they are. And beauty is not a curse, it’s a commodity. And I’ve never had any illusions about what I do.” – Liz Cruz
