We listed best Evelyn Powell Quotes from Devious Maids
1- “I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can’t afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don’t bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don’t stop screwing my husband, I’m going to have you deported. Comprende?” – Evelyn Powell
2- “Every time we looked out our hotel window we were confronted with human suffering.” – Evelyn Powell
3- “I don’t care about photos. I don’t care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who’s going to clean it up?” – Evelyn Powell
4- “The poverty was unimaginable.” – Evelyn Powell
5- “We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one’s husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable.” – Evelyn Powell
6- “The rubies in that necklace were blood red. I don’t expect civil servants to understand how impressive that is, but I do expect you to get them back.” – Evelyn Powell
7- “You’re wearing your smug smile… the one that makes me want to strike you.” – Evelyn Powell
8- “I will never handle any gun – especially yours.” – Evelyn Powell
9- “The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can’t shield this secret from her, you’re not the brilliant degenerate I married.” – Evelyn Powell
10- “I could care less if you sleep with her. It makes no difference to me, but just know Tanya’s breasts are fake and she’s had Chlamydia twice.” – Evelyn Powell
11- “It’s ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn’t.” – Evelyn Powell
12- “Trust me. The man bowels are nothing but predictable.” – Evelyn Powell
13- “This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.” – Evelyn Powell
14- “At some point I must have given you the impression I enjoy small talk with the help, and that’s not the case. Will you please accept my apology as you leave to scrub my toilet?” – Evelyn Powell
15- “I’m not going to hold you. I’m wearing silk and you are moist.” – Evelyn Powell
16- “I know that look. It’s the same look I give people who fly coach.” – Evelyn Powell
17- “Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.” – Evelyn Powell
18- “Marisol is allergic to roses, so that seems like the logical choice.” – Evelyn Powell
19- “I’m so glad she’s dead.” – Evelyn Powell
20 “Oh, I was going to credit our high tolerance of adultery or perversion.” – Evelyn Powell
21 “That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.” – Evelyn Powell
22- “Well I’m sorry Adrian. But from now on you’ll just have to blow yourself.” – Evelyn Powell
23- “Love can’t seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?” – Evelyn Powell
24- “Before you say anything, that massage therapist placed my hand there himself.” – Evelyn Powell
25- “My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.” – Evelyn Powell
26- “I do enjoy belittling people. It really is my best thing.” – Evelyn Powell
27- “You’re like a feral cat, who’s also drunk.” – Evelyn Powell
28- “You see my husband, a horse’s ass named Adrian.” – Evelyn Powell
29 “I’ve always been a lush and you know it.” – Evelyn Powell
