Discover the most iconic House MD quotes from the beloved TV series. Immerse yourself in the witty and thought-provoking words of Dr. Gregory House as he tackles complex medical cases with his unconventional methods. From sarcastic one-liners to profound insights, these 35 quotes will entertain and inspire fans of the show.
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Gregory House: “I’m pretty sure i’m not going to like you. It’s nothing personal, I don’t like anybody.”
Gregory House: “If you’re dying, suddenly everybody loves you.”
Gregory House: “You know how people say you can’t live without love? well, oxygen’s even more important.”
Gregory House: “People don’t change”
Dr. Gregory House: “Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts, but they taste like a horse’s lower-than-chest-nuts.”
Dr. Eric Foreman : “The simplest explanation is always the best.”
Gregory House: “Miracle of love ? You’re over twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Just because you can’t feel pleasure doesn’t mean you don’t want it.”
Gregory House: “Things change, doesn’t mean they get better. You gotta make things better. You can’t just keep talking and hoping for the best.”
Gregory House: “I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So i guess my biggest problem is I’ve been cursed with the ability to do the math.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Patients lie but usually only one lie at a time.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Let’s go for a walk. Walking gives the illusion of the story moving forward.”
Jimmy Quidd: “Maybe purposelessness is my purpose.”
Gregory House: “There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is — in fact — a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Pills made all my dreams come through.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.”
Dr. Allison Cameron: “You can’t control your emotions… just your actions.”
Gregory House: “The weird thing about telling someone they’re dying is it tends to focus their priorities.You find out what matters to them. What they’re willing to die for. what they’re willing to lie for.”
Gregory House: “People never change. They just become more of who they really are.”
Gregory House: “Humanity is overrated.”
Dr. Gregory House: “It’s a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they’re dying is that, it tends to focus their priorities. Find out what matters to them. What they’re willing to die for… What they’re willing to lie for.”
Gregory House: “Like the philosopher jagger once said, You can’t always get what you want”
Gregory House: “Truth begins in lies.”
Gregory House: “Religion is the placebo of the masses.”
Gregory House: “I don’t ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do.”
Gregory House: “The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger.”
Gregory House: “I feel nothing and it feels great.”
Dr. Gregory House: “Maternal instinct is always irrational. Doesn’t mean it’s wrong.”
Gregory House: “You talk to God, you’re religious; God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”
House: “Solving Puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damages.”
Gregory House: “Life is pain. I wake up every morning. I’m in pain. You know how many times i wanted to just give up? How many times i thought about ending it ?”
Dr. Gregory House: “Judgments are never made in a vacuum.”
“People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve.”
Gregory House: “Everybody lies.”
