Piper Chapman is the unbalanced, inconsiderate, short-lived but not solved above and a cute bass character of orange is the new black. We listed the best Piper Chapman Quotes from the Tv Show Orange is the New Black
1- “One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.” – Piper Chapman
2- “Everything ends, Brook, even prison. Try to focus on that.” – Piper Chapman
3- “I just didn’t expect to be punished… while I was being punished.” – Piper Chapman
4- “I am a lone wolf Brook, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out with my teeth.” – Piper Chapman
5- “She’s issued a Fatwa against me. I think I’m gonna have to fight her.” – Piper Chapman
6- “Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.” – Piper Chapman
7- “I don’t know. I’ve never cleaned up another person’s pee before.” – Piper Chapman
8- “It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.” – Piper Chapman
9- “I had my tea, it was almost hot. I had my book, it was almost good. And I saw a chicken. How random is that?” – Piper Chapman
10- “You just stood there while she attacked me and then you gave her new teeth.” – Piper Chapman
11- “Woah, that’s not happening, and you don’t just turn gay. You fall somewhere on a spectrum. It’s like a Kinsey scale.” – Piper Chapman
12- “You know, I respect that, but I’m pretty that under the present circumstances even Paul McCartney would be all up in the tuna casserole.” – Piper Chapman
13- “I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime and being in here is no one’s fault but my own.” – Piper Chapman
14- “If I can’t be with grandmother, I’m at least going to enjoy this trip for her.” – Piper Chapman
15- “I’m just not sure that I’m ready to be Piper Chapman the convict/fiancee.” – Piper Chapman
16- “Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?” – Piper Chapman
17- “Oooh. Maria might be in labor. Could you Google symptoms? They’re taking bets. If I guess closest to the birth time I could win a Twix.” – Piper Chapman
18- “The boob-touching kind.” – Piper Chapman
19- “I think you’ve got the wrong skintone. I look like Michael Jackson.” – Piper Chapman
20- “What is the oldest trick in the book? Poop? In a bag? On fire?!” – Piper Chapman
21- “You’re laundry, I’m electric. We’re from different worlds.” – Piper Chapman
22- “I care about Red, too.” – Piper Chapman
23- “The only sicko here, is you.” – Piper Chapman
24- “Are you kidding me? Carol is spending the day with her un-imprisoned children.” – Piper Chapman
25- “I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.” – Piper Chapman
26- “Are you kidding me? Carol is spending the day with her un-imprisoned children.” – Piper Chapman
27- “I’m scared that I’m not myself in here and I’m scared that I am.” – Piper Chapman
28- “Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now. Maybe this, right now, is making me a better person.” – Piper Chapman
29- “I am so so so sorry. I had no idea he was going to say those things.” – Piper Chapman
30- “Last few days, I’m a Gambino up in here.” – Piper Chapman
31- “I’m not mean. I didn’t mean to be mean to you.” – Piper Chapman
32- “Do you know what I want? A burger… from Shake Shack.” – Piper Chapman
33- “You want me to be angry? Well guess what I’m really fucking angry because I love you Alex. I love you and I fucking hate you.” – Piper Chapman
34- “I saw my grandparents, but they were in casketts. They looked like that puppet from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.” – Piper Chapman
35- “I’m peeing as fast as I can.” – Piper Chapman
36- “I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.” – Piper Chapman
37- “He’s a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I’m so relieved!” – Piper Chapman
38- “I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to. Who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background.” – Piper Chapman
39- “I was a demanding poochie. Do you guys tell us where we’re going or do you hand out blindfolds when we land?” – Piper Chapman
40- “Alex Vause was never a lamb. She is the wolf that eats the lamb.” – Piper Chapman
41- “I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.” – Piper Chapman
