Discover 44 powerful and memorable quotes by Fiona Gallagher from the hit TV show Shameless. Gain insight into Fiona’s compelling character through her most iconic lines. Dive into the world of Shameless with these handpicked quotes that capture the essence of Fiona’s journey.
Fiona Gallagher Quotes
1- “It means you say you’re sorry.” -Fiona Gallagher
2- “Only when there’s a check coming. Who are you?” -Fiona Gallagher
3- “I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one.” -Fiona Gallagher
4- “Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit? Yeah!” -Fiona Gallagher
5- “You make me want to enjoy my life again.” -Fiona Gallagher
6- “You shut up, it’s summer!” -Fiona Gallagher
7- “That girl you brought into our house bit off a dick!” -Fiona Gallagher
8- “First time you saw me, if that wasn’t a lie.” -Fiona Gallagher
9- “Frank doesn’t have any friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet.” -Fiona Gallagher
10- “Are you making fun of me?” -Fiona Gallagher
11- “You are not gonna hand a pound of meth to a six-year-old.” -Fiona Gallagher
12- “If that wasn’t bullshit, what was I wearing?” -Fiona Gallagher
13- “No, I have to tell you something.” -Fiona Gallagher
14- “He doesn’t just use drugs, he uses people!” -Fiona Gallagher
15- “It was me, Lip. Not Frank. Not Monica. Not nature. Not nurture. It was all me. I’m 23. It can’t be about how much they screwed us up anymore.” -Fiona Gallagher
16- “That’s a technicality. You’re gonna judge me for that?” -Fiona Gallagher
17- “Do I seem happy?” -Fiona Gallagher
18- “I know you want to punish me, and I get it. I want to punish myself.” -Fiona Gallagher
19- “It can be weeks! It’s mood swings, okay, it’s almost impossible to handle!” -Fiona Gallagher
20- “Welcome to my family.” -Fiona Gallagher
21- “I’ve mentioned him before.” -Fiona Gallagher
22- “Yes! It’s about me! Okay, because it’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me.” -Fiona Gallagher
23- “It’s not like that, he may need to be hospitalized.” -Fiona Gallagher
24- “Best part is there’s no drama, which usually just means I’m bored, but instead I’m just happy.” -Fiona Gallagher

25- “You couldn’t count on her, but she never had a bad thing to say about anyone, and she always had a good time. And that’s something.” -Fiona Gallagher
More Fiona Gallagher Quotes
26- “Well, if it makes you feel any better, I already blew it with my husband and I don’t have any kind of diagnosis to pin it on.” –Fiona Gallagher
27- “You know, for a guy who just got engaged, you don’t seem very happy to be getting married.” -Fiona Gallagher
28- “Spare me, Sammi. Your kid did not get arrested because of me.” -Fiona Gallagher
29- “I have no idea.” -Fiona Gallagher
30- “If I had to apologize for all the stuff my father’s done, I wouldn’t have a voice left.” -Fiona Gallagher
31- “I’m gonna go see the lawyer, try to get Carl home as soon as possible.” -Fiona Gallagher
32- “You take care of yourself, whatever the hell your real name is!” -Fiona Gallagher
33- “You don’t get to ask me that.” -Fiona Gallagher
34- “I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.” -Fiona Gallagher
35- “For as long as I’ve been alive, I haven’t known the answer to that question.” -Fiona Gallagher
36- “Bad parenting.” -Fiona Gallagher
37- “I slept with my ex.” -Fiona Gallagher
38- “Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night?” -Fiona Gallagher
39- “Lets be honest, Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things. Pack your shit and get out.” -Fiona Gallagher
40- “What if he shows remorse?” -Fiona Gallagher
41- “He’s there. He’s just preoccupied.” -Fiona Gallagher
42- “You can’t have a boy in your bed!” -Fiona Gallagher
43- “Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?” -Fiona Gallagher
44- “I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.” -Fiona Gallagher