Spencer Hastings is the character played by Troian Bellisario in the TV series Pretty Little Liars. She is the smartest girl in the series. Here we have a list of best Spencer Hastings Quotes
1- “She’s gone, but she’s everywhere.” – Spencer Hastings
2- “Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move.” – Spencer Hastings
3- “You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.” – Spencer Hastings
4- “Is she “Saint Ali” now? Are her bones holy relics or something?” – Spencer Hastings
5- “Telling the police now about what happened to Jenna isn’t gonna make Jenna see again. It will just ruin our lives.” – Spencer Hastings
6- “Yeah, I was just about to put out a new doormat that said, “Go away!”” – Spencer Hastings
7- “If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.” – Spencer Hastings
8- “You need to stop thinking about Toby as the person that you thought you knew and start looking at him for who he really is.” – Spencer Hastings
9- “Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.” – Spencer Hastings
10- “They don’t make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head.” – Spencer Hastings
11- “The Devil has a name and it’s Toby.” – Spencer Hastings
12- “She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty.” – Spencer Hastings
13- “It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.” – Spencer Hastings
15- “You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery.” – Spencer Hastings
16- “Wow. I will call TMZ.” – Spencer Hastings
17- “You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets.” – Spencer Hastings
18- “He stuck his hands in her panty drawer.” – Spencer Hastings
19- “The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.” – Spencer Hastings
20- “Where was Jason the night Ali was killed?” – Spencer Hastings
21- “Mom, I am not a sofa!” – Spencer Hastings
22- “We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven’t been making this all up.” – Spencer Hastings
23- “Unless you’re a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.” – Spencer Hastings
24- “You don’t paper over windows unless you’re a vampire.” – Spencer Hastings
25- “Her handwriting is so sloppy it’s like doing Mad Libs in reverse.” – Spencer Hastings
26- “You don’t bury old sporting equipment. But you do bury murder weapons.” – Spencer Hastings
27- “Fantastic. I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.” – Spencer Hastings
28- “I know every club. I came close to joining The Madrigals.” – Spencer Hastings
29- “Yeah, maybe he…she…it…bitch is.” – Spencer Hastings
30- “I am now officially done eating. Forever.” – Spencer Hastings
31- “We made a pact Emily. A is finally dead and we were all ready to get back to our lives and now we’re on Planet Alison.” – Spencer Hastings
32- “I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.” – Spencer Hastings
33- “You were needling both our families with that secret, they probably wanted you to shut up.” – Spencer Hastings
34- “I’ve never actually known a guy who carried a hankie.” – Spencer Hastings
35- “She’s going to bury the woman who tried to bury her.” – Spencer Hastings
36- “I think Hanna’s about to need a getaway car.” – Spencer Hastings
37- “Yeah, all the time. They grow on trees like coconuts just waiting for you to walk under them.” – Spencer Hastings
38- “Yeah, it’s a raincoat, Aria. It’s not a mummy.” – Spencer Hastings
39- “Aria, you need to take a psychological selfie right now.” – Spencer Hastings
40- “If only we could harness Mona’s sense of entitlement. We could light the eastern seaboard.” – Spencer Hastings
41- “If the truth is the details, we still don’t know what happened to her.” – Spencer Hastings
42- “Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.” – Spencer Hastings
43- “Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.” – Spencer Hastings
44- “Come on, we’re team Sparia.” – Spencer Hastings
45- “Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she’s on a bender in Cancun.” – Spencer Hastings
46- “Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.” – Spencer Hastings
47- “When you ask the organ grinder a question, you don’t really want to hear from the monkey.” – Spencer Hastings
48- “Are you ready to explain every lie we’ve ever told since Ali died?” – Spencer Hastings
49- “I’m sorry, do we seriously have to remind you that you were never actually kidnapped?” – Spencer Hastings
50- “Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.” – Spencer Hastings
51- “Colorful, Em. Graphic, but colorful.” – Spencer Hastings
52- “Mom what are you doing? This is the man who killed in my best friend. He killed the girl Emily was in love with.” – Spencer Hastings
53- “Caleb will listen to him. Never underestimate the power of a good bromance.” – Spencer Hastings
54- “Hanna, will you slow down? I almost tripped over a catheter back there that was still attached to someone.” – Spencer Hastings
55- “I’m abstaining from Christmas this year, remember? When you’re out on bail for murder it just feels like the right thing to do.” – Spencer Hastings
56- “Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.” – Spencer Hastings
57- “Hope is a dirty four letter word.” – Spencer Hastings
58- “With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.” – Spencer Hastings
59- “Showing up to your victim’s funeral? Classy.” – Spencer Hastings
60- “I don’t remember you in Mama Mia.” – Spencer Hastings
61- “Panic’s a bitch.” – Spencer Hastings
62- “I don’t wanna figure it out, I just wanna know.” – Spencer Hastings
63- “I thought that I would hear from you the second Hanna was arrested.” – Spencer Hastings
64- “Stop looking at me like I’m the town pump.” – Spencer Hastings
65- “I don’t care how far apart we are, I’ll still be with you.” – Spencer Hastings
66- “I wanted to talk to you about him. About your family, our family.” – Spencer Hastings
67- “It’s made up of facts, doesn’t mean it’s true.” – Spencer Hastings
68- “Hey, how you feeling? Look, I didn’t know that she put those in my bag and I’m sure you’re only meant to take like one.” – Spencer Hastings
69- “Hanna, the police didn’t ask us to stick around to exfoliate, they kept us here to answer questions.” – Spencer Hastings
