Here is a list of Hanna Marin Quotes. Hanna Marin is the blonde of Pretty Little Liars, who is actually not that stupid. she is extremely quick-witted, and he can annoy her friends by sometimes making fun of unhelpful issues.
1- “Maybe you still look at me as just a friend. The girl I used to be.” – Hanna Marin
2- “Things just went from worse to worser.” – Hanna Marin
3- “Squeeze his grapefruit.” – Hanna Marin
4- “Paige wasn’t in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.” – Hanna Marin
5- “It’s not a race Mona.” – Hanna Marin
6- “You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.” – Hanna Marin
7- “I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.” – Hanna Marin
8- “Face it, Caleb. We were never “under the radar.”” – Hanna Marin
9- “If you’re gonna cheat, you might as well do it with.” – Hanna Marin
10- “I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can’t deal with having issues about hers too.” – Hanna Marin
11- “What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?” – Hanna Marin
12- “Is being captain braniac really that important?” – Hanna Marin
13- “Others girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher.” – Hanna Marin
14- “I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.” – Hanna Marin
15- “Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.” – Hanna Marin
16- “I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.” – Hanna Marin
17- “I really can’t afford to take more field trips to the precinct.” – Hanna Marin
18- “I don’t care if it’s Santa Claus, considered me creeped.” – Hanna Marin
19- “Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class.” – Hanna Marin
20- “I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.” – Hanna Marin
21- “It’s okay. The Leprosy cleared up.” – Hanna Marin
22- “Seriously? You’re looking for sympathy from the girl who’s boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?” – Hanna Marin
23- “Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You’re already scary enough to anyone under 50.” – Hanna Marin
24- “New York is on another planet.” – Hanna Marin
25- “Don’t you want someone real? Someone you can scratch and sniff?” – Hanna Marin
26- “You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It’s from a movie.” – Hanna Marin
27- “I think you’re the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.” – Hanna Marin
28- “Shuffling around in Mona’s old slippers isn’t going to get her any better.” – Hanna Marin
29- “I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.” – Hanna Marin
30- “I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.” – Hanna Marin
31- “Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You’re dead meat.” – Hanna Marin
32- “You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.” – Hanna Marin
33- “Jenna is at the top of our A-list.” – Hanna Marin
34- “I spent two summers at fat camp swimming in a parka.” – Hanna Marin
35- “Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It’s a hobby.” – Hanna Marin
36- “Well I’m ruining my mom’s life, so that’s got to count for something!” – Hanna Marin
37- “It’s like Alison used to say. You’re not lying, you’re just pre-telling the truth.” – Hanna Marin
38- “Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.” – Hanna Marin
39- “Leave it to A to make you feel bad about your mom feeling good.” – Hanna Marin
40- “People actually wore this crap; I’m never complaining again about a sports bra.” – Hanna Marin
41- “I thought talking to empty chairs is the kind of thing people come here to stop doing.” – Hanna Marin
42- “Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of chunky monkey.” – Hanna Marin
43- “My mom and I try to save our Eat, Pray, Love moments for when we’re alone.” – Hanna Marin
44- “Spencer, I’m about to have a breakdown. Your floppy foot is going to push me over the edge.” – Hanna Marin
45- “If Ian didn’t kill Ali, did A?” – Hanna Marin
46- “My head feels like its full of hot ice cubes.” – Hanna Marin
47- “How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?” – Hanna Marin
48- “The more I see of men, the more I want to get a dog.” – Hanna Marin
49- “Jenna can’t hear us; she’s blind…You know what I mean.” – Hanna Marin
50- “Isn’t funny how your old boyfriend turned out to be a stalking wackjob?” – Hanna Marin
51- “If I see another bowl of green Jello, I’m going to puke on your shoes.” – Hanna Marin
52- “Aria, if it were me, I would have burned this whole place down.” – Hanna Marin
53- “Maybe he’s just bringing raw meat to Jenna’s cat.” – Hanna Marin
54- “Don’t get up. I don’t want to accidentally run into your mouth again.” – Hanna Marin
55- “You’ve barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.” – Hanna Marin
56- “I wanna hug you and slap you at the same time.” – Hanna Marin
57- “Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she’d do to us with all five?” – Hanna Marin
58- “Business conservative? I’d rather wear vomit.” – Hanna Marin
59- “If it needs a tent, it’s a circus.” – Hanna Marin
60- “Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.” – Hanna Marin
61- “I’m gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.” – Hanna Marin
62- “I haven’t signed since fat camp, my bunkmate was hard of hearing.” – Hanna Marin
63- “You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.” – Hanna Marin
64- “Holbrook’s not that bad of a cop, just a bad kisser.” – Hanna Marin
65- “As soon as I get more than shrimp in my stomach, you’re gonna be in a world of pain.” – Hanna Marin
66- “Um, Nate, she’s gay. She dated your cousin.” – Hanna Marin
67- “Spencer, stop giving us orders. We’re not your winged monkeys.” – Hanna Marin
68- “You’re open to date but you’re not open for business.” – Hanna Marin
69- “I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!” – Hanna Marin
70- “I wear three inches or nothing.” – Hanna Marin
71- “I can’t go around without a phone. That’s like going around without a brain or shoes.” – Hanna Marin
72- “What’s next? Hiding in Melissa’s closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?” – Hanna Marin
73- “I’m having ambiguous loss!” – Hanna Marin
74- “Uh, yeah. I’m going to listen to every sad song I’ve ever downloaded on repeat.” – Hanna Marin
75- “That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.” – Hanna Marin
