There is no such thing as coincidence.
Clean up your messes.
If it feels like you are being played, you are.
|First things first. Hide the women and children.|
Never Trust a Woman who doesn’t trust her man
Your case, your lead.
If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Sometimes, you’re wrong.
Two ways to follow: First way they never notice you. Second way they only notice you.
Always watch the watchers
Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Never mess with a Marine’s coffee if you want to live.
Always work as a team.
It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
You don’t waste good
Always be specific when you lie.
Never apologize. Its a sign of weakness.
The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person- if you must. There is no third best.
Never take anything for granted
Never be Unreachable
Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check.
Never go anywhere without a knife
Always wear gloves at a crime scene
When the job is done, walk away.
Never screw over your partner
Never date a coworker.
Never let suspects stay together
Never get personally involved on a case