We listed best Travis Cobb Quotes from Cougar Town
1- “Hey mom look what Donny drew. He mostly draws snakes doing horrible things to women, though this one looks consensual.” – Travis Cobb
2- “Shirt down, then hey Trav.” – Travis Cobb
3- “As a grown man you think it’s a good idea to store most of your earthly possessions in the woods?” – Travis Cobb
4- “I figured it out when you gave me lollipop not to tell mom when you were taking a bath with a Native American.” – Travis Cobb
5- “Do you know what her stuff is? It’s flavored lip gloss and an over-sizes t-shirt for when she gets, quote, tired and snuggly.” – Travis Cobb
6- “What? No! Wait. What? Let me pick something off the floor, my jaw.” – Travis Cobb
7- “I’m about to bring Kylie in so I need you all to act like normal human beings. I know it’s going to be hard but I can help. Mrs. Torres, Kylie doesn’t have an eating disorder, she runs cross country, so think of a new opening question. Mr. Torres, I don’t care how much you eat, let’s keep our pants buttoned. Laurie, your breasts are bigger than hers. There I said it, you don’t need to tell her. Neighbor guy, I see you brought your fruity little guitar, let’s keep that holstered. Mom, you have multiple problem areas so when it doubt just say to yourself that’s a bad idea. Dad, I think we both know it’s best if you don’t say anything.” – Travis Cobb
8- “Do me a favor at graduation; don’t make a crazy big deal about it.” – Travis Cobb
9- “That’s a sentence I was hoping not to hear until you were seventy.” – Travis Cobb
10- “Hey new dad – give me twenty bucks and I will never call you new dad again.” – Travis Cobb
11- “You know putting golf cart keys on a Ferrari keychain doesn’t make it a Ferrari?” – Travis Cobb
12- “When I’m gone it’s just gonna be you and the old people.” – Travis Cobb
13- “Are there really women out there that will have sex with me just because they’re mad about something?” – Travis Cobb
14- “Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.” – Travis Cobb
15- “Woh, never barge in on an eighteen year old with Internet.” – Travis Cobb
16- “Here, I’m gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.” – Travis Cobb
17- “Does Oprah say anything about how lame it is for a grown ass man to watch Oprah?” – Travis Cobb
18- “Don’t worry Kev. You’ll find your chocolate Kirsten one day. Those are his words not mine.” – Travis Cobb
19- “Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.” – Travis Cobb
20- “I also want to believe my haircut doesn’t make me look like I’m the mayor of a small Mexican town.” – Travis Cobb
21- “I don’t want to do anything anymore. I don’t want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I’m a pale weirdo.” – Travis Cobb
22- “We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.” – Travis Cobb
23- “Grayson, I didn’t know you were the little spoon.” – Travis Cobb
24- “Well you’re betraying your own life philosophy.” – Travis Cobb
25- “Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?” – Travis Cobb
26- “Admittedly, Game of Thrones gives me a giant nerdgasm, but I gotta warn you guys it’s a little racy.” – Travis Cobb
27- “Mom, I think you would be an amazing whore-oh my God I can’t believe I just said that.” – Travis Cobb
