We listed best Only Murders in the Building quotes. Only Murders in the Building tells the story of three strangers who share a criminal obsession and suddenly find themselves caught in a crime. Here you can also find Selena Gomez quotes from the show
The series has been nominated for several awards, including two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Comedy Series and Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for Martin.
Only Murders in the Building Quotes
1- “You are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit’s wedding.” – Oliver
2- “No one wants a murder podcast about real estate!” – Oliver
3- “A cat never really leaves you, because they transmit parasites.” – Charles
4- “Every true crime story is actually true for someone.” -Charles
5- “I’m not Kojack. I’m not Tubbs. I’m Brazzos.” – Charles
6- “Even the elevator wanted that story to end.” – Oliver
7- “Sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.” – Charles
8-“I’ve fallen in love with so many dead people.” – Charles
9- “Embrace the mess. That’s where the good stuff lives.” – Cinda Canning
10- “Gotta give Bunny her money.” -Ursula
11- “Seventy’s the new forty.” – Mabel (Selena Gomez)
12- “She’s too busy planning her next murder with Clyde.” -Oliver
13- “The crying is covering the dialogue.” -Charles
14- “Sometimes a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.” – Cinda Canning
15- “Can I just stream it later and spare myself?” -Mabel Mora (Selena Gomez)
16- “Just because you aren’t locked up doesn’t mean you aren’t still in some kind of prison.” – Oscar
17- “Women who knock rarely make history.” – Mabel Mora (Selena Gomez)
18- “We’re born alone, spend most of our time alone, then we all go out alone.” – Detective Williams
19- “You are scoring a murder mystery, not doing a hobbit’s wedding.” -Oliver
20- “I’d like to point out that when I offered to help, everyone sent me home to get stabbed.” – Jan
21- “I will burn it and snort the ashes like it’s 1982.” -Oliver
22- “As I said it’s a lot. Don’t be here if you don’t like a lot.” -Mabel
23- “It’s a place that makes you binge dateline so you don’t end up on dateline.” -Mabel
24- “Even in death, Bunny figures out a way to give you the bird.” -Mabel Mora
25- “Sometimes I like to cry back here because I’m a fraud. It’s a multi-purpose space.” -Alice Banks
26- “I’d rather be dead than boring.” -Oliver Putnam
27- “What once was a place of joy is now haunted. Or maybe it was always haunted — you just can’t see the ghosts until you’re close to being on yourself.” -Leonora Folger
28- “Sweet freedom for the innocent — and justice for all crimefighters!” -Oliver Putnam
29- “It’s a very good show to have on in the background when you’re dying.” -Leonora Folger
30- “Don’t let yourself only love one thing — because if you only love one thing and that one thing goes away, well, then you’re left with nothing. And that sucks.” -Bunny Folger
31- “This is about you holding the Arconia hostage until you’re dead.” -Nina Lin
32- “$200 on the Upper West Side will just get me a bagel and a soy latte.” -Mabel Mora
Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Quotes
- We’re the heroes of this building.” – Charles Haden-Savage
- “Embrace the mess. That’s where the good stuff lives.” – Cinda Canning
- “Rock icon Sting is a dog-poisoning murderer. He’s like the next OJ.” – Oliver Putnam
- “Just because you aren’t locked up doesn’t mean you aren’t still in some kind of prison.” – Oscar Torres
- “We blend in by standing out.” – Charles Haden-Savage
- “No. To that whole sentence.” – Mabel Mora
- “Stay out of the theater if you want a life. Trust me.” – Oliver Putnam
- “New Yorkers have a special way of communicating. And by special I mean direct.” – Charles Haden-Savage
- “How was the chillin’ in Washington Square Park? Was it, like, so chill? Did you chill it up so hard?” – Oliver Putnam
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