Pirate Humor at its Finest: 21 Memorable Quotes from Our Flag Means Death

“Our Flag Means Death” is a hilarious HBO comedy series that not only entertains but also delves into important themes. Loosely based on the real pirates Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet, the show uses history to bring out a lot of humor and heart With memorable dialogue and witty exchanges, the series challenges traditional notions of masculinity and explores themes of gender, societal expectations, and sexuality. Some of the best quotes from the show include humorous exchanges like “Now I just feel like you’re patronizing me.” “I am.” and “Hello? My teeth keep falling out.” “The teeth don’t go back in!” The show’s characters, such as Stede Bonnet and his wife Mary, navigate through unhappy marriages and find solace in their relationship, while Blackbeard grapples with social ostracization and fears high society

Our Flag Means Death Quotes

1- “If someone returns from the raid mentally devastated, we talk it through as a…Crew.”

2- “Some men are born to be pirate captains. Others learn on the job.”

3- “The flag’s supposed to be scary. Yeah, cats are terrifying. Everyone knows that. ‘Cause they’re witches. And they’ve got knives in their feet.”

4- “Question, who’s gonna be captain if we kill Captain?”

5- “We are to be lighthouses for each other, remember?”

6- “Well no actually, science… Because women have crystals in their body, and the crystals attract demons. And the demons attract misfortune.” –Frenchie

7- “Hang on. That’s… That’s passive aggression.” –Blackbeard

8- “What if it’s not a death? What if life just… Begins again?” –Lucius Spriggs

9- “Science tells us that all the useful organs are on the right side of the body.” –Blackbeard

10- “It’s time edward. Send him to doggy heaven.” –Izzy Hands

11- “No, but the way that you said that was definitely kinda mermaid-y.” –Wee John Feeney

12- “Blackbeard has come to eat us, and so we will eat him.” – Stede Bonnet

13- “I’m not a real pirate. I’m just a fancy man playing dress-up.” – Stede Bonnet

14- “I’m going to be the best damn pirate this ocean has ever seen.” – Stede Bonnet