Philip J. Fry, commonly known simply as Fry, is the main character in the animated television series “Futurama,” which was created by Matt Groening (also known for creating “The Simpsons”) and David X. Cohen.
Fry is a slacker pizza delivery boy from the 20th century who accidentally cryogenically freezes himself on New Year’s Eve in 1999 and wakes up 1,000 years later in the future. Fry often serves as the show’s comic relief and is depicted as naive and lacking in common sense, but he is also good-hearted and capable of heroism.
Philip J. Fry Quotes
1. “Fry: You call that a wound? That’s a boo-boo, tops.” -Philip J. Fry
2. “Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can rub on your skin? You think it would be something you’d have to freebase.”-Philip J. Fry
3. “Fry: What smells like blue?”-Philip J. Fry
4. “Fry: Hello? Pizza delivery for uh… I.C. Wiener? Aww, crud. I always thought by this point in my life I’d be the one making the prank calls.”-Philip J. Fry
5. “Fry: Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwin’ barrels at you.”-Philip J. Fry
6. “Fry: Ah. This seems like a good place to take a dump.”-Philip J. Fry
7. “Fry: I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff.”-Philip J. Fry
8. “Fry: What crazy thing happening are you guys yelling about?”-Philip J. Fry
9. “Fry: It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?”-Philip J. Fry
10. “Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? “-Philip J. Fry
11. “Fry: It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.”-Philip J. Fry
12. “Fry: What’s so far-fetched about mermaids? There’s all kinds of weird sea creatures here in the future, like Dr. Zoidberg!”-Philip J. Fry
13. “Fry: I never told anyone this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn’t have the grades, or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me.”-Philip J. Fry
14. “Fry: It’s up to you to make your own decisions in life. That’s what separates people and robots from animals… and animal robots.”-Philip J. Fry
15. “Fry: Things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive, but now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time.”-Philip J. Fry
16. “Fry: I am literally angry with rage!”-Philip J. Fry
17. “Fry: All right, it’s Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape. Let’s rock!”-Philip J. Fry
18. “Fry: Mmm. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!”-Philip J. Fry
19. “Fry: We’re in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.”-Philip J. Fry
20. “Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they’d built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?”-Philip J. Fry
21. “Fry: That was the saltiest thing I ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!” -Philip J. Fry
22. “Fry: Why couldn’t she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?”-Philip J. Fry
23. “Fry: People said I was dumb, but I proved them. “-Philip J. Fry
24. “Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.”
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.” -Philip J. Fry
25. “Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: Because he’s a loser, that’s why. He’s the lobster equivalent of Fry.
Fry: Hey, I can get any girl I want anytime I want! I’m just too busy.”-Philip J. Fry
26. “Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
Fry: But existing is basically all I do!”-Philip J. Fry
27. “Fry: I’m having one of those things. A Headache…with pictures.
Leela: An idea?”-Philip J. Fry
28. “Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I’m… doesn’t!”-Philip J. Fry
29. “Fry: It really puts you in the Christmas mood.
Professor: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean “Xmas”! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say “ask” instead of “axe”.-Philip J. Fry
30. “Mugger: Hand over your wallets!
Leela: I don’t believe your story for a second.
Mugger: It doesn’t matter! I’m mugging you!
Fry: There’s no bus to Jersey City!”-Philip J. Fry
