Comic Book Guy Quotes: Comic Book Guy! He is a fictional character from the animated television show “The Simpsons.” Comic Book Guy, whose real name is Jeffrey Albertson, is a stereotypical comic book store owner who is overweight, sarcastic, and obsessed with pop culture, especially comic books, science fiction, and fantasy.
1. “But Aquaman, You Cannot Marry A Woman Without Gills. You’re From Two Different Worlds” -Season 2, Episode 3
2. “Life Well Spent!”
3. “Oh, A Sarcasm Detector. Oh, That’s A Real Useful Invention” -Season 10, Episode 22
4. “I Must Return To My Comic Book Store Where I Dispense The Insults Rather Than Absorb Them” -Season 8, Episode 3
5. “Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous Mix” -Season 8, Episode 17
6. “Oh, Please Take My $59” -Season 7, Episode 11
7. “Ah, The Internet King. I Wonder If He Can Provide Faster Nudity” -Season 9, Episode 14
8. “There’s No Emoticon For What I’m Feeling” -Season 12, Episode 6
9. “Lucite… Hardening. Must… End Life In Classic Lorne Greene Pose… From Battlestar Galactica. Best. Death. Ever.” -Season 11, Episode 4
10. “Tell Me, How Do You Feel About 45-Year-Old Virgins Who Still Live With Their Parents?” -Season 10, Episode 9
