Russian Doll: We listed best Russian Doll quotes from the show. You can also use some of these Russian Doll quotes as wallpaper.

1- Maxine: “I don’t know what’s going on here, but either you guys suck each other’s dicks or get the fuck out of my apartment!”
2- Mike: “She didn’t choose me, Alan. The only choice she made was not you. Nobody chooses me. I’m the hole where a choice should be.”
3- Nadia: Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship.
4- Maxine: “You can eat anything, take anything, do anything. It’s impossible to destroy you. You will never die.”

5- “Thank you for changing my life. Lives are hard to change.”
6- Nadia Vulvokov : I don’t know what I’m doing. I was gonna go home and fuck this guy, but now I just feel so profoundly empty.
7- Ruth: Holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time and accepting both of them–that’s the best of being human. Yes, no, good, bad, life, death.
8- Rabbi: “Buildings aren’t haunted. People are.”
9- Nadia : “It’s my bad attitude that keeps me going.”
10- Maxine:“Oh no, no. I love that you’re a cunt. It makes me feel morally superior.”
11- “Doesn’t matter. I die all the time.”
12- Katia: Naturally, I’m a Virgo, we believe in astrology. And you’re Capricorn so you don’t.
13- Lizzy : Go with purpose. Triggers people’s curiosity.
14- Ruth: “Nothing in this world is easy, except pissing in the shower.”
15- Nadia : “Humanity…a little bit overrated, no?”

16- Nadia Vulvokov : Fun is for suckers. Staring down the barrel of my own morality always beats fun.
Russian Doll Season 2 Quotes
17- “Honey, we always think that closure is something we can find out there in the world as if we can find it in another person, or a confession, or an apology. See, in the end, nothing can absolve us but ourselves.” – Ruth
18- “Dead men get all the plaques.” – Maxine
19- “I don’t make the rules. That’s history.” – Nadia
20- “It’s nice not to have to worry what people think when they see me.” – Alan
21- “You know, I think if we can just get back far enough, we can circumnavigate this whole future hellscape…and then you’ll never have to go through any of this.” – Nadia
22- “Of course, American religion at its core has always been consumerism, but now the illusion’s fading away but now the illusion’s fading away and we’re left worshipping the thing itself. The pursuit of money for money’s sake.” – Danny
23- “I think God is a tree or a wheel.” – Lenora
24-“You are all you can depend on in this world.” – Vera

25- “You only break things, Lenora. – Vera
26- “Legs are the bicycles on the ride of life.” – Nadia
27- “Max thinks borders are an oppressive delusion, like the stock market.” – Lizzy
28- “Regimes change, currencies become obsolete, only gold remains.” – Nadia
29- “Anyway, people don’t like it when you are not punctual.” – Alan
30- “The universe finally found something worse than death.” – Nadia
31- “Well, my past, your future. Begs the question, am I haunting you, are you haunting me?” – Nadia
32- “Define future.” – Nadia

33- “Do you know that human embryos go through a stage where they have slits in their necks like fish? Isn’t that adorbs?” – Maxine
34- “Good things come to those who can’t wait.” – Nadia
35- “Yeah. Well, you don’t get to choose your genetics.” – Nadia
36- “There’s nothing as invigorating as that spilt second of terror that it’s really all over.” – Ruth
37- ”Easy on the Oedipus. I just woke up.” – Nadia
