That 70s Show Michael Kelso Quotes
“Just once, I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!” – Michael Kelso
“BURN!” – Michael Kelso
“You know what your problem is? I’m too good looking” – Michael Kelso
“Well I was thinking, if a party of 10 would be fun, then a party of 30 would be twice as fun!!!” – Michael Kelso
“Cartoons make me horny!… Oh, and food” – Michael Kelso
“A wedding without trampoline That’s crazy talk” – Michael Kelso
“You have the right to remain BURNED!” – Michael Kelso
“I’m the best looking person in this room” – Michael Kelso
“ Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are going to judge you on the color of your skin, or your funny accent, or that girly little way you run. But you know what, you’re not alone. Why don’t you think the Martians won’t land here? Cause they’re green, and they know people are going to make fun of them.” – Michael Kelso
“I’m like ketchup. I am good on everything” – Michael Kelso
“Well, I was thinking that if a party with 10 people was fun, then a party with 30 people would be twice as much fun!” – Michael Kelso
“Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!” – Michael Kelso
“It’s not real English if you speak it with a foreign accent.” – Michael Kelso
“My mind’s always doing things that I don’t even know about” – Michael Kelso
“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don’t know. Where are you going? I don’t know. What are you thinking about? I don’t know. Who is that under you? I don’t know. You see, it’s bulletproof!” – Michael Kelso
“ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off.” – Michael Kelso
“Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.” – Michael Kelso
“oh, I’m surrounded by idiots ” – Michael Kelso
