Looking for the best Farscape quotes from the iconic TV show? Look no further! We’ve curated a list of the top 30 Farscape quotes that will transport you to the thrilling universe of this beloved series. From unforgettable one-liners to profound moments of wisdom, these quotes capture the essence of Farscape’s unique blend of adventure, humor, and heart. Dive into the world of wormholes, alien races, and intergalactic escapades with these memorable lines from Farscape.
Farscape Tv Series Quotes
John Crichton :: “”Now, before anyone decides to get clever, you should know I have multiple dead man’s sensors from every culture on my ship, and a few cultures I’ve haven’t heard of. My heart stops? We all go boom. My heart speeds up? It’s boom again. Too hot, too cold, too happy, too sad, thirsty, hungry bored… it’s John Lee Hooker time. Boom, boom, boom. And if you try your little psychic trick… kaboom. And we’re all pushing up day-glo daisies.”
Dominar Rygel XVI : “I’m nobody’s puppet!”
John Crichton: “Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head!””
John Crichton: “I try to save a life a day… usually it’s mine.”
Noranti: “Oh, I do admire your compartmentalisation of duplicity!”
John Crichton: “My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. Radiation may of hit me, and I got shot through a Wormhole. Now I’m lost in some distant part of the Universe, on a ship – a living ship, full of strange alien life forms. Now, listen please. Is there anybody out there that can hear me? I’m being hunted by an insane military commander. I’m doing everything I can. I’m just looking for a way home..”
Crichton: “I’m going wabbit hunting.”
Crichton: “Flying through wormholes ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse.”
Furlow: “Don’t be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. That’s my motto.”
Crichton: “Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.”
Crichton: “God, I love science fiction.”
John Crichton : “Just like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives. Little green guy, trains warriors.”
Rygel: “Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.”
Crichton: “Rock, me, hard place.”
Chiana: “I’m having sex with 3 hynerian donkeys. What does it look like I’m doing?”
Chiana: “If your hand is still there in one microt, I’ll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.”
Zhaan: “My dear, I’ve kicked more ass than you’ve sat on”
Crichton: “Danger…danger, Will Robinson. Beware of the chair…beware of the chair.”
Crichton: “We’re going to be really, really quiet so the Pirates of the Caribbean don’t hear us, okay?”
John Crichton : “welcome to my cold war”
John Crichton :: “Bill Gates can’t guarantee Windows! How can you guarantee my safety?”
Crichton: “Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.”
John Crichton: “You fart ‘Helium’?”
Rygel: “I’m always ravenous when I’m about to take a long journey.”
John Crichton : “Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack”
John Crichton : “I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas.””
Rygel: “I’m Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don’t need to talk to you.”
Crichton: “Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.”
