Looking for the wittiest and most memorable Lucille Bluth quotes from Arrested Development? Explore 34 of the best quotes from the iconic character. From sarcastic remarks to hilarious one-liners, dive into the world of Lucille Bluth with these unforgettable quotes.
Lucille Bluth Quotes
1- “I got Olive Garden to offer us unlimited bread.” -Lucille Bluth
2- “You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.” -Lucille Bluth
3- “Oh, I’ve made a pun.” -Lucille Bluth Quotes
4- “If alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here too.” -Lucille Bluth
5- “I’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o’ clock.” -Lucille Bluth
6- “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.” -Lucille Bluth
7- “If I still had money I’d buy a Klimpy’s just to burn it to the ground.” -Lucille Bluth
8- “You will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.” -Lucille Bluth
9- “I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.” -Lucille Bluth
10- “I know you’re awake. Faker!” -Lucille Bluth
11- “What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” -Lucille Bluth
12- “You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.” -Lucille Bluth
13- “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” -Lucille Bluth
14- “Someone broke in again! The liquor is gone! All of it. Gone!” -Lucille Bluth
15- “I’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o’clock.” -Lucille Bluth
16- “I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism… sometimes a diet is the best defense.” -Lucille Bluth
17- “I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out.” -Lucille Bluth
18- “Hola. Is Rosa still alive? No? Hmm… Okay, this is not my day.” -Lucille Bluth
19- “Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.” -Lucille Bluth
20- “Can I get a Vodka Tonic please? I’d like a Vodka Tonic please. Vodka Tonic please. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order!” -Lucille Bluth
21- “I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.” -Lucille Bluth
22- “She’d love to get at me any way she could, that’s why she’s been flirting with Gob. She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am. But the joke’s on her because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.” -Lucille Bluth
23- “You’re telling me there’s no alcohol? What the hell are we supposed to do for two days?” -Lucille Bluth
24- “I love all my children equally… I don’t care for Gob.” -Lucille Bluth
25- “It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?” -Lucille Bluth
26- “No thanks. I have to get back to rehab.” -Lucille Bluth
27- “She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.” -Lucille Bluth
28- “Oh, you’re so brilliant. Let’s see you find it.” -Lucille Bluth
29- “They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.” -Lucille Bluth
30- “And that’s how long I’ve been depressed about him.” -Lucille Bluth
31- “We’ll pay them off. We’ll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they don’t get their money until they sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.” -Lucille Bluth
32- “What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag?” -Lucille Bluth
33- “No sugar for you. You just get more awful.” -Lucille Bluth
34- “I happen to be a more caring mother than most.” -Lucille Bluth
