Fleabag Quotes: “Fleabag,” the critically acclaimed TV series created by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, is renowned for its sharp wit, dark humor, and emotionally charged storytelling. Throughout its two seasons, the show has gifted audiences with an array of unforgettable quotes that resonate with viewers on a profound level. Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s portrayal of the titular character, Fleabag, a complex and flawed woman trying to navigate life, love, and loss, is nothing short of remarkable
From self-deprecating quips like “Hair is everything. We wish it wasn’t so we could actually think about something else occasionally” to profound revelations such as “Love isn’t something that weak people do. Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope,” the show’s dialogue captivates with its rawness and authenticity
Fleabag Quotes
“I sometimes worry that I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had bigger tits” – Fleebag
“Sometimes I wish I didn’t even know that fuc*ing existed” – Fleebag
“Either she’s got her period, or some serious shit has gone down” – Phoebe Waller
Phoebe Waller : [When the doctor questions her about her family history] “Evil boobs everywhere”
Fleabag : “Being proper and sweet and nice and pleasing is a f*cking nightmare. It’s exhausting.”
Belinda : “Women are born with pain built-in. We carry it within ourselves. Men have to seek it out.”
Phoebe Waller : “I don’t have rye bread, but I have some normal bread you can puke up later?”
Phoebe Waller : “My bottom dropped ages ago. My farts used to be like “pah!”. Now they’re just sort of fighting their way out.”
Phoebe Waller : “She is not an evil stepmother, she’s just a CUNT!”
“Love is awful. It’s awful, it’s painful, it’s frightening. it makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself, distance yourself from the other people in your life”. – The Priest
Phoebe Waller : “I have a horrible feeling I am a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can’t even call herself a feminist.”
Phoebe Waller : [To her ex] “Do you still wank about me?”
Phoebe Waller : “Maybe happiness isn’t what you believe, but who you believe.”
Phoebe Waller : “Either everyone feels like this a little bit and they’re just not talking about it or I am completely fucking alone.”
Phoebe Waller : I have a horrible feeling that I’m a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can’t even call herself a feminist
The Priest : “I’m a big reader with no friends.”
Phoebe Waller: “Sometimes I worry, I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.”
Claire : “I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them and they never come out. I’ve basically never been better.”
Phoebe Waller: “If you rid a women of her head and limbs you can’t really expect her to do anything other than roll around”
Phoebe Waller : “Hair is everything. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility.”
Phoebe Waller : “My sister. She’s uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her so…”
Belinda : “People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go flirt with someone.”
Harry : “Don’t make me hate you. Loving you’s painful enough.”
Phoebe Waller : [On yesterday’s current affairs] “Sting wore white jeans and a puppy got stuck in a fan. Big day.”
Phoebe Waller : “Dad’s way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, start fuc*ing our Godmother and eventually stop calling.”
Martin : “I’m not a bad guy. I just have a bad personality.”
Phoebe Waller: “People make mistakes. That’s why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.”
The Priest : “I talk and drink and laugh and give them Bibles, and hope they eventually leave me alone.”
“Hair is everything. we wish it wasn’t, so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is.”
Phoebe Waller: “He’s one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone but who makes you feel bad if you take offence”
The Priest : “Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. I think what they mean is, when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope.”
“I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far I think I’ve been getting wrong” – Fleebag
Phoebe Waller : “I had to do a flash poo in Pret.”