Looking for the best Roger Sterling quotes from the hit TV show Mad Men? Look no further! We’ve carefully curated a list of the top 20 Roger Sterling quotes that will leave you entertained and inspired. From his witty one-liners to his insightful observations, Roger Sterling’s quotes are sure to make you laugh, think, and appreciate the complexity of his character. Dive into the world of Mad Men and explore the brilliance of Roger Sterling through his most memorable quotes.
Roger Sterling Quotes
“Look, I want to tell you something because you’re very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I’ve ever had and I don’t care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.” – Roger Sterling
“Well, you know what they say about Detroit. It’s all fun and games till they shoot you in the face.” – Roger Sterling
“If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk” – Roger Sterling
“Remember, Don…when God closes a door, he opens a dress.” – Roger Sterling
“We’re getting computer. It’s gonna do lots of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important.”
“You know what my father used to say? ‘Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.’” – Roger Sterling
“A wooden leg…They’re so cheap they can’t even afford a whole reporter.” – Roger Sterling
“I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess.”
“They make wine for Jews. And now they’re making one they want to sell to normal people.” – Roger Sterling
“Psychiatry is just this year’s candy pink stove” – Roger Sterling
“Nobody knows what I’m doing. It’s good for mystique”
“I should’ve known it was near the end. Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know they’re going to die.” – Roger Sterling
“I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.” – Roger Sterling
“You ever get three sheets to the wind and try that thing on?”
“Well, I’ve got to go learn a load of people’s names before I fire them.” – Roger Sterling
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.” – Roger Sterling
“I don’t like being judged.” – Roger Sterling
“We drink because it’s what men do.”
“Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.” – Roger Sterling
“I’ll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth.” – Roger Sterling
