Samantha Jones Quotes: Samantha Jones is the oldest, sexiest and most daring of the four. She is an independent businesswoman with a publishing career. She has a reliable, strong, outspoken personality
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Samantha Jones Quotes
1. “Men aren’t that complicated. They’re kind of like plants.” -Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
2. “The right guy is an illusion.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
3. “The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon. No one wanted to f— him, so he f—ed everyone.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
4. “The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
5. “I will not be judged by you or society.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
6. “I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
7. “F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City

8. “Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
9. “You dated Mr. Big. I’m dating Mr. Too Big.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
10. “It’s so interesting, you can tell a man I hate you and you’ll have the best sex of your life, but tell him I love you, and you’ll probably never see him again.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
11. “You know marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
12. “I don’t understand why women are so obsessed with getting married? I mean married people just want to be single again, if you’re single the world is your smorgasbord.”-Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
13. “The test of a good relationship is: are you like this *smiles* or like this *frowns*?” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
14. “You know marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
15. “I am fifty F****** two and I will rock this dress.” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
16. “Men, babies, doesn’t matter. We’re soulmates.” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
17. “His problem is he’s an assh*le” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City

18. “I love you, but I love me more” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
19. “A guy gets angry in a meeting, he’s a pistol. A woman, she’s emotional.” –Samantha Jones, Sex And The City
20. “As you know, I have always loved my body just the way it is.” – Samantha Jones, Sex And The City