Explore the most captivating and memorable quotes from The Bachelorette as we highlight the top 20 quotes from the popular reality TV series. From heartfelt moments to dramatic confessions, relive the best lines that have left a lasting impression on viewers.
The Bachelorette Quotes
1- “I’m a Wilhelmina model. I don’t think you know what that means. I have an edge. If you’re trying to tear down my image and my three-year contract with them, it’s actually pretty serious. It’s something some people consider the top. So if you’re trying to do that, you’re failing at it, because guess what: Attached to me is professionality. It’s my face. It’s in everything I do. It’s in the way I walk; it’s in the way I talk. So if you want to wreck my image, you’ll never succeed, because my image is me.” – The Bachelorette (Jordan unloads on David, who attempted to sabotage his chances with Becca.)
2- “People need to acknowledge the monster that Lincoln is. The man eats 12 eggs every day. His cholesterol has to be 6,000.” – The Bachelorette ( Chris on Lincoln, who may very well be a monster but not because he likes eggs.)
3- David: “I hope she’s able to see the ingenu— ingenuine side.
Jordan: “It’s called ingenuinity.” – The Bachelorette ( David and Jordan take turns botching the word “disingenuous.” At least I think that’s what they were trying to say.)
4- “All I know is, I’m captain underpants, and, uh … that’s all I got. That’s all I got.” – The Bachelorette ( Jordan coming to a disheartening conclusion after David got a rose before him.)
5- “Tomorrow I’ll wake up alone … just like I always do.” – The Bachelorette (Jordan after being eliminated.)
7- “… *shrug* … huh … *whimper* … *deep breath* … *shrug*…” – The Bachelorette (Alex after being eliminated in WEEK 2!)
8- “I never got dumped this hard on a first date. I’m really embarrassed. Like really embarrassed. Not even like just a little bit. Like really embarrassed. It’s just sad, man. Like, I f—ing lost to a chicken, man. C’mon.” – The Bachelorette (Kamil has a tough time after elimination.)
9- “Kissing Becca is like flying to the moon on the wing of a pegasus while dancing with unicorns on a pot of gold.” – The Bachelorette (Lincoln gets poetic)
10- “I’m one of the most romantic f—ing people there is.” – The Bachelorette ( Jason after being eliminated on night one.)
11- “If the earth is also round, which part does the ocean fall? Is it also on top? If this is the earth, and it’s circle, are we here and the water is there? And if the water’s there then why isn’t it falling down on us?” – The Bachelorette ( Lincoln presents the most credible flat earth theory to date.)
12- “Meeting Becca for the first time was probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life.” – The Bachelorette (Nick, who has had a very easy life it seems.)
13- “I can speak. I can walk. I’m fit. I really wish I knew what she didn’t like about me.” – The Bachelorette ( Jordan lists all the things he brings to the table.)
14- “This is a risk. Going into a rose ceremony with a tracksuit on, but, you know, this is the time to put it all out on the line.” – The Bachelorette (Nick is not afraid to lay it all on the line.)
15- “I’m very articulate with my words.” – The Bachelorette (David on his mastery of the English language.)
16- “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get buried in the f—ing desert.” – The Bachelorette (Jordan after defeating David on a two-on-one date in the Vegas desert.)
17- “Becca looks amazing, but she smells good. She’s got a good smell about her. I dunno. It’s weird to say, but she smells good.” – The Bachelorette (Colton makes things weird.)
18- “Love is the greatest power on earth. Being me is my greatest power. Do you get that? Being you isn’t your greatest power. That’s why you gotta talk about me.” – The Bachelorette (Jordan to David during one of their many arguments.)
19- “I talk to God everyday, and people that go against me just end up hurt sometimes.” – The Bachelorette (Jordan after David was rushed to the hospital after falling from his bed.)
20- “Who let the dogs out?” – The Bachelorette (The Baha Men. All these years later, they’re still looking for answers.)
