Looking for the best “Law & Order” TV show quotes? Look no further! We have curated a list of the top 38 quotes from this iconic crime drama series. From witty one-liners to powerful monologues, these quotes capture the essence of “Law & Order” and its unforgettable characters. Whether you’re a fan of the show or simply looking for some inspiration, our collection of quotes is sure to leave a lasting impression. Explore the best quotes from “Law & Order” now!
Law & Order Tv Series Quotes
Warner : “DNA is like God – it’s everywhere.”
ADA Cabot: “in America, money and power do not tilt the scales of justice.”
Jack McCoy: “I’ve got you for conspiracy, and if I eat my Wheaties I can get you for second-degree murder.”
Executive A.D.A. Ben Stone: “Everyone who dances with the devil thinks they can walk away. You can’t.”
Prince Miller : “Truth can be the best medicine”
Benson : “Little secret – I can be a little testy when I work with new people.”
Cragen: “Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
A.D.A. Abbie Carmichael: “The laws for the rich are different.”
D.A. Adam Schiff: “Juries love rich defendants; they throw fancy victory parties.”
Jess : “I help people achieve their own perception of beauty. It’s a vision of their true selves.”
Rollins: “Never underestimate a man’s capacity for self-delusion”
D.A. Adam Schiff: “If you wound a rhinoceros, make sure you have a tree handy.”
Abbie Carmichael: “It’s a suicide, it’s an accident, it’s a breath mint. This guy gives me a headache.”
Charlie: “Don’t threaten me with medication, just treat me like a man.”
Isabel: “You’re not talking to a 14 year old prostitute, you’re talking to someone who’s going to be a teacher.”
ADA Thomas Hume: “10 years, that’s a long time; that’s like 400 murders ago.”
Trudy : “It must be so stressful to spend so much time in such a dark world.”
Cop: “The truth is consistent.”
A.D.A. Paul Robinette: “Life is hard, Otis, it’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn: “How can we trust anything on something called “up-your-butt dot net”?”
Rudnick : “People say life is short, but life is of course very long. You want to stay in your best shape.”
Adam Schiff: “Always think you have a smoking gun, till the smoke blows in your face.”
Father Eugene : “I’m a good man struggling with some demons.”
Detective Lennie Briscoe: “I thought my sex life was complicated when I had to wear a condom.”
Arraignment judge: “Life is beautiful. All God‘s children are innocent.”
Munsen: “Every time that one opens her mouth, a lie comes out.”
Coyle: “The truth isn’t important. What’s important is what you can get people to believe.”
Det. Lennie Briscoe: “Love – a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.”
Paul Robinette: “Education. It’s a wonderful thing.”
Ben: “The eggs always think they’re smarter than the chicken. I’m not about to confess to something I didn’t do, Lieutenant.”
Girl: “Just because it’s cold and people are lonely doesn’t mean they’re desperate to curl up with some rando”
Ben Stone: “Although justice must be tempered with mercy, it must still maintain a sense of retribution.”
Adam Schiff: “I LOVE cases where a homicidal gun dealer is our best witness.”
ME : “Every bone in her body broken, her organs liquefied… this girl fell out of the sky.”
Rollins: “Gay bars, straight bars. Pick up lines are always so sad.”
Dr. Edward Auster: “Well, people like to believe that medicine is pure science. Medicine is a science. But doctors know it’s also a lottery.”
Rollins: “You know, if you’re gonna take people hostage, it helps to be lucid.”
Rachel : “I came to look my fellow officers in the eye one last time. See no evil, hear no evil, and evil.”
Detective Lennie Briscoe: “All this milk of human kindness is going to make me puke.”
Melanie: “My mother used to say that you climb too fast, you end up gasping for air.”
