that 70s show Eric Forman quotes
“Donna told me she loved me, and then I told her I loved cake. ” – Eric Forman
“God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant B*tch?” – Eric Forman
“Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There’s like… Lou Reed, man!” – Eric Forman
“I’m not that drunk… I just can’t walk or see… Man, that was a great party.” – Eric Forman
“Holy mother of Skywalker!” – Eric Forman
“But I can’t go outside I am allergic to pollen and social situations” – Eric Forman
“If you can see a future for yourself without me, and that doesn’t, like, break your heart, then we’re not doing what I thought we’re doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn’t even be together at all!” – Eric Forman
“You already have a such career as a whore ” – Eric Forman
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!” – Eric Forman
“Man, and I not only saw boobs, but I saw boobs in space! Yeah, space boobs” – Eric Forman
“And I wish I was an octopus so I could put eight feet in eight different asses” – Eric Forman
“I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die.” – Eric Forman
“You mess with Eric Forman, you mess with me” – Eric Forman
“I don’t want to wake up in 5 years and I hate myself” – Eric Forman
“No I don’t feel bad I don’t feel anything” – Eric Forman
