Looking for a good laugh? Dive into the hilarious world of iCarly with “Laugh Out Loud: The 76 Funniest iCarly Quotes.” Get ready to ROFL as we bring you the most side-splitting and unforgettable lines from the hit TV show. From Carly’s witty remarks to Spencer’s zany antics, this collection will have you chuckling non-stop. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or new to the iCarly universe, these quotes are guaranteed to brighten your day. Don’t miss out on the laughter – grab your copy now!
iCarly Quotes
1- “I don’t see any criminal activity but I do see a jogger who really should be wearing a bra! Poor guy…” – Carly
2- “I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.” – Spencer
3- “And I’m sitting here with an Australian Eskimo with ointment all over his bumbleberry!” – Sam
4- “Sam, stop licking technology.” – Carly
5- “I’ve been tazed. It’s not that bad. It’s actually kind of a rush.” – Sam
6- “She’s so small, like a little meatloaf.” – Sam
7- “You are grounded… for ‘til college!” – Spencer
8- “Ah, the smells of a beauty pageant: hairspray & desperation.” – Sam
9- “I used to ride a very rambunctious pony named Princess, and he could never throw me off!” – Spencer
10- “You’re supposed to create a refreshing ocean spray! That was like a whale peed in my face!” – Spencer
11- “Wait, one question: Why you so stupid?” – Sam
12- “Don’t forget about my very special socks. You don’t see that on most men, do you?” – Spencer
13- “Last night, I slept in my socks. Just my socks.” – Freddie
14- “Crotchety.. it’s funny ’cause it sounds wrong.” – Sam
15- “This little piggy went to market… this little piggy got hit by a truck.” – Spencer
16- “I said ‘Sam don’t lick the swingset,’ & you said ‘Don’t tell me what to do Benson’ & then you licked the swingset” – Freddie
17- “And this is iCarly: The web show watched by smart people…” “and idiots. You know which one you are.” – Sam & Carly
18- “Why are you drinking ketchup?” “My magic meatball told me to.” – Freddie & Spencer
19- “I think Carly’s spaghetti is great.” “Then why don’t you put some down your pants?” – Freddie & Sam
20- “Sorry, lost my cool for a sec there…” “Can’t lose what you never had.” – Freddie & Sam
21- “You squished my trackpad finger!” “That’s not something a cool person says.” – Freddie & Carly
22- “No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves in sweet mustard and sing show tunes.” – Sam
23- “Are you folding that laundry or assaulting it?” – Carly
24- “SWIMMY!” “… I thought that was Brock.” “BROCK!” – Spener & Freddie
25- “Freddie, you didn’t sign the shampoo agreement. How do I know if you double pooed?” – Mrs. Benso
26- “I know you’re upset, but hedge clippers are never the answer.” – Carly
27- “What’s the most important thing in the world to your mom?” “I don’t know, soap?” – Carly & Freddie
28- “My mom keeps screaming at the cat to get a job… yeah, I don’t know.” – Sam
29- “Woah, when did you get so strong?” “Same time the voice got lower!” – Carly & Freddie
30- “This is unbelievable!” “Which is why I can’t believe it!” – Sam & Carly
31- “You just can’t stand the idea of Carly & me as a couple” “Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood” – Freddie & Sam
32- “Sound like Spencer, not Darth Vader!” – Sam
33- “Last year, you were sure Gibby was a mermaid!” “He hates wearing shirts – coincidence?!” – Carly & Sam
34- “Why won’t this cabbage speak Spanish? MUCHACHO!” – Freddie
35- “Let’s see… I’ve got 14 bucks, a AA battery, some string, a fork, & I think that’s an olive.” “The olive’s moving.” – Sam & Carly
36- “There’s no Crockpot app!” – Freddie
37- “There’s some trees and some bushes and two squirrels wrestling.” “Carly… they aren’t wrestling.” – Carly & Freddie
38- “Your work disgusts me.” “Well, Nevel’s a stupid name!” – Nevel & Spencer
39- “Soon we’ll all be free, then I’ll turn my back, and you two can resume kissing behind it!” – Carly
40- “I have a goldfish, but we’re just friends.” – Spencer
41- “Why do I hate Q so much?” “Cause its obviously an O trying to all fancy with its pointless little tail.” – Sam & Carly
42- “Gibby invented cheesecake!” – Carly
43- “I’ve organized them into three piles: from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother.” – Spencer
44- “Wanna see what happens when I dip my ShamPow in the toilet?” – Spencer
45- “We do not electrocute friends!” – Carly
46- “What kind of burglar breaks into people’s apartments just to steal TV remotes?” “A remote control freak.” – Spencer&Carly
47- “What kind of planet has squirtable fruit on it?” “A planet I wanna live on!” – Freddie & Spencer
48- “That’s it, Maurice! When I get outta here, it’s you, me, and a bottle of barbeque sauce!” – Sam
49- “Is what Sam said true?” “No, I’m sure she has both her thumbs!” – Carly & Freddie
50- “Nothing, just reading the bible! This pharaoh guy’s really giving Moses a hard time!” – Spencer
51- “Salami?” “No thanks, Princess Puckett.” – Sam & Freddie
52- “What kind of restaurant doesn’t have soup? I thought this was America!” – Gibby’s Grandfather
53- “Here’s your pork roast!” “I asked for an orange.” “Then who was I talking to…?” – Carly & Spencer
54- “When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked?” – Spencer
55- “You look glum.” “I am glum.” “Why so glum?” “Can we stop saying glum?” – Spencer & Freddie
56- “It’s Freddie’s fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don’t announce that you’re gonna call the cops!” – Carly
57- “Why so jumpy?” “Cause you blasted me in the head with pressurized air!” “I was here, I know what happened.” – Carly & Freddie
58- “I guarantee you, I will be Carly’s second husband.” “What happened to my first husband?” “Nothing you can prove.” – Freddie & Carly
59- “I’m gonna go sign up for the stume contest.” “Stume?” “It’s a cool abbreviation for costume.” “Oh, that IS cool…” – Spencer & Sam
60- “You gotta be more patient with these people. You can’t just cut em off in the middle of—” “Okay!” “Irony.” – Carly & Sam
61- “Well hello, ladies, we were not just playing with a hand laser from Galaxy Wars.” – Spencer
62- “Hey guys look! I’m buttering my face! What?! My face isn’t toast! What’s up with these antics?” – Spencer
63- “So… will you be my vampire boyfriend? My VBF? Cause that’s what I want.” – Carly
64- “I still have the birthday card that says, ‘Happy birthday. I hate you. Hate, Sam.'” – Freddie
65- “If you fall asleep, the school is not responsible for anything Sam Puckett might draw on your forehead.” – Principal Franklin
66- “I was mad at you.” “For what?” “Remember? I asked you what time it was and you said, ‘I don’t know.’” – Sam & Freddie
67- “I asked Sam if I could wear a costume on the show tonight & she said snowman.” “I said ‘No, man!’” – Gibby&Sam
68- “We’re going to a mental hospital.” “YES!” – Carly & Gibby
69- “I hate you.” “Then why did you kiss me?” “Because I like you.” “So you hate me AND you like me?” – Sam & Freddie
70- “Hey, remember that time I got stuck to the sidewalk? And that panda bear started—Wait, that was a dream.” – Spencer
71- “When temperatures get too high, the elderly will start to die!” “Wow, that’s a creepy rhyme.” – Mrs. Benson & Spencer
72- “I don’t take my shirt off anymore. Not without a good reason, like to swim or take a shower.” – Gibby
73- “Wanna visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin, the Pope?” – Spencer
74- “Why can’t school start at like two in the afternoon?” “And end at 2:04?” “Yes! Someone who understands!” – Sam & Carly
75- “Just keep kissing those frogs, Carly. This prince can wait.” – Freddie
76- “We promised each other we’d never speak of it again. Oh man, I’ve been speaking of it again!” – Freddie
