Critical Role is a wildly popular web series that depicts a group of voice actors playing Dungeons & Dragons. Led by Matthew Mercer, these talented individuals bring their characters to life in captivating adventures filled with humor, drama, and epic battles. The show has gained a devoted following due to its engaging storytelling, impressive improvisation, and the chemistry between the cast members
Critical Role Tv Show Quotes
Keyleth : “We’re gods. It’s fine.”
Scanlan : “A talented musician, master of disguise, and dashingly handsome, in his own mind.”
Tiberius : I am much sharper than most give me credit for! I just don’t… pay attention to things, sometimes.
Percy :“You are the safest person in Whitestone, you want to know why? You are on the bottom of my list”
Percy : “When he a woke, Percy began to design his first gun”
Percy : “Your secret is safe with my indifference.”
Caleb : “Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will.
Caleb : “I’m either a clown or a toad-killer. Let’s see what it is.”
Nott the Brave : “Chemistry’s good, baby, but killin’ is better.”
Liam : “You saved the party… but your marriage is in jeopardy. “
Kash : “She’s still talking about the carpet. We were literally just swimming in acid. “
Laura Bailey : “I wanna shoot the rakshasa”
Sprigg : “Life is loud and noisy and it’s a celebration, and I didn’t know that.”
Nott: “I am the greatest detective of all times! I poured one drink, and I solved the case!”
Percy : “Is it that hard to believe that maybe just someone finds me attractive?”
I think what his holiness is trying to convey… is that he, he will be making – going on a spiritual journey… and there’s only room on that train for one dude!
Caleb: “I’m a dirty hobo and I reek of yesterday’s garbage.”
Scanlan : “I’ll be fine, I’m super brave and hung”
Nott: “There’s a bit of a misconception here. Caleb and I have a very special relationship. It is that of a parent and a child. But I am the parent. You do understand that, correct? I protect him. He’s my boy. And I keep him safe. I want him to thrive and get better and better and more powerful and stronger. Because he can achieve great things. When I found him, he was nothing. He was a scared little boy in the corner of a jail cell. And as we have gotten [sigh] more comfortable, he has gotten more comfortable and come out of his shell. It’s my job to protect him because I love him, and I am his protector. Not because he protects me.”
Greg: “Remember when you showed me your boobies? Here’s a superior potion.”
Scanlan : “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter”
Nott : “I’d named all the horses while you guys were in there! I’d named them Waterloo, Fernando, Mamma Mia and Dancing Queen! “
LB: “I’m playing Vex’ahlia . The coolest chick ever!”
Sprigg : “Are we going to have a debate about boots? I’M AGAINST THEM!!! Your turn. “
Taryon : I know every knot in the book. The Double Sloop. The Reverse Cowgirl. I know them all! I’ve got- I’ve got- the Itsy Bitsy Spider. I know… I know the, the Rusty Trombone. […] I’ve got the Figure Eight. The Figure Four. The Hidden Figures! I’ve got, I’ve got a bunch of ‘em. Yep.
Beau : “I think I can punch ghosts now. “
Sam : “Everything’s better with Molly.”
Scanlan : “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter”
TJ: “I’m sitting down and I’m busting out Bad News.”
MR: “Okay so, I’m really upset. Um. Really hurting, so, uh, out of anger I take my staff and go WABAM!”
Sprigg : “We rarely are who we used to be.”
Caleb Widogast : “Yes, I was trained to be a terrible person. Yes, I was a student of the Cerberus Assembly. Yes, I murdered those most dear to me, yes. And yes I want to see specific people dead. And if that lines up with something that can save where you and I are from, where Veth and Yeza are from, where our friends live…then all is one!”
Grog to Craven Edge : “Do you have a female setting?”
TW: “Are there any dwarves that we can say to go get Ballsack and bring him down to fight?”
Tiberius : “Some may describe me as befoolish, but I say poppy cock to all of that. *unintelligible noises* “
Whoever invented this was a very smart person! She must have been a very, very smart person indeed.
