Have I Ever Quotes: “Never Have I Ever” TV series is a coming-of-age dramedy filled with witty and heartfelt quotes that resonate with viewers. One of the most memorable quotes comes from the main character, Devi Vishwakumar, played by Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, as she navigates the complexities of teenage life: “I’m Indian, which means I can’t just casually date someone. If I’m dating you, it means I’m ready to marry you, which is why I’m so mentally stable.” This humorous yet culturally reflective line captures the essence of Devi’s struggles with identity and relationships
Never Have I Ever Quotes
Nalini: “Normal teenagers end up in prison, or worse, working in Jersey Mike’s. “
Kamala: “I saw a couple riding a tandem bike, and it made me think of how you don’t know how to ride a bike. “
McEnroe: “With working legs, comes a whole host of possibilities.”
Kamala: “I’m sorry. I’ve been told before that my light tread is too elegant to be detected by the human ear. “
Paxton : “I kiss a lot of girls”
Mom : “I do not like high fiving, it’s too violent.”
John McEnroe : “I know yeilding the chair doesn’t sound exciting to cool jocks like you or me, but that was the model UN equivalent of me throwing my racket at an umpire”
Devi: “Winning over old-ass teacher types is my superpower”
Devi: “I’d love for my arm hair to thin out. “
Fabiola: “We are smart. And idiots are banging all the time. We can learn how to do it, too. “
John McEnroe : “She just kissed Paxton friggin’ Hall friggin’ Yoshida.”
Devi: “You are struggling to raise me because you don’t like me”
Dr. Ryan : “Whoa, knock it off wanna be pill popper”
Devi: “I want to talk about a major event that could happen: popping my cherry, doc.”
Devi: “I knew you were rich, but this is like that house they live in on The Bachelor”
Mom: “I feel like a stranger here and I don’t have a support system and frankly, without your father around I just feel like I am really struggling to raise you.”
Dr. Ryan : “Have you considered that falling apart might be the thing to bring your family back together?”
Devi: “Just keep your nose out of my business and up the teacher’s butt where it usually is.”
Devi: “You know, I would’ve run away earlier if I’d known I’d get to use a bathroom with a TV in it”
Eleanor : “I’m different since I quit the play. I’m no longer a creative person so I no longer require a colorful appearance”
Shira : “Maybe if it were a Lakers game but my followers don’t want to see Billy Crystal eating nachos or whatever.”
Joyce : “What happens in the gab sess, stays in the gab sess”
John McEnroe : “Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relation to you but are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcoming and you have to be nice to them because you’re Indian”
Andy Samberg : “This is Ben Gross. He is a 15 year old boy from Shermen Oaks California. And I am American Actor, Producer, writer and fake rapper, Andy Samberg.”
Kamala: “I found a Bollywood movie about a princess who falls for a lowly street sweeper. It’s only seven hours long. “
Steve : “I can’t believe a woman who was brave enough to travel halfway around the world to pursue her dreams would allow anyone to dictact who she will be with.”
Joyce : “I didn’t want you to see me because I am a failure.”
Devi: “High school’s a d*ck. “
Devi: “I’m not Marie Kondo-ing members of this family for your dumb India move”
Paxton : “Then my parents first adopted her, I use to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun. That is why my cat only has one eye.”
Eleanor : “Not gonna happen, Sharon. Ya basic.”
Devi: “You are an actress, why not give her the old razzle dazzle?”
Ramona: “Uh, would a not cool person wear… one dangly earring?”
Fabiola: “You look like an Indian Kardashian. “
Principal Grubbs : “You can’t go around wishing Nazi’s will kill classmates”
Devi: “Paxton is not dumb, he is just consistantly bad at school.”
Devi: “If women didn’t accept each other’s apologies, The View would grind to a halt.”
Fabiola: “One day, you will walk again. If not, I will build you legs. “
Devi: “I don’t have an Aladdin because he just wants to be friends.”
Kamala: “I could never be a model. I’m too curvacious. “
Devi: “I am ready to bone”
Joyce : “I’ve almost didn’t recognize you. You’ve really grown into your eyebrows.”
Nalini: “Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack. Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures. “
Devi: “Peace out, virgin.”
Devi: “Here is the thing, I am into you.”
Devi: “Hey gods, it’s Devi Vishwakumar, your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. What’s a-poppin’? “
Devi’s Dad : “You fight back with your spirit. “
Devi: “This is a A, B, C conversation. So can you get your D out of here.”
Jonah : “I don’t think we can, your instabilty makes this friendship feel unsafe for all of us”
Never Have I Ever Season 3 Quotes
“I was half-naked in front of bath & body works.” -Nirmala
“We did silkscreen this ‘plowed by paxton’ t-shirt for you, but I guess I can give it to someone else who has sex with him.” -Eleanor
“The entire olivia rodrigo album would disagree with you.” -Devi
“Oh my god, that’s why popular people age better.” -Devi
“I think he thinks you’re locked away descending into madness, à la queen’s gambit.” -Eleanor
“I don’t like men, and that worked for me.” -Fabiola
“He only knows me after-hours, cool devi, who’s fun and definitely not listed with the teachers in the yearbook.” -Devi
“For the first time, devi could experience teen romance without the fear of bringing shame upon her family.” -John McEnroe
Never Have I Ever Season 4 Quotes
“Power, leadership, innovation, domination. You’re getting the full package when you admit me. And that’s why Columbia should be all about the Benjamin.” -Ben
“I don’t know if you remember this, but you’re Paxton Hall-Yo-goddamn-shida. You are the king of this jungle, baby. You’re a legend, you’re a handsome son of a bitch, and you’re that guy. Sometimes, I’m brushing my teeth at night. I can’t even believe we’re best friends.” -Trent
“Wow, you guys, I can’t believe we’re basically gonna see exactly how our lives are gonna be next year.” -Devi
“I’ll put you in that suitcase mafia style.” – Dr. Nalini
“I mean, you’re a staff member, and they’re students. Look, I… I’m not gonna narc on you, but grown-up to grown-up? What are you doing? Get your shit together, dude.” -Lindsay
“He wasn’t quite sure exactly where his path was gonna take him, but he knew he was at least moving forward.” -Gigi Hadid
“You think I’m some Jennifer Coolidge character?”– Dr. Nalini
“As a man who’s signed his fair share of women’s chests, I know flirting when I see it. And I see it right now in the kitchen. Wait, was that an arm touch? And a hair tuck? A playful slap? Holy shit, did Devi’s mom have a crush on Margot’s dad?” -McEnroe
“What’s poppin’, gods? You’ve probably heard, but it’s a big day. I’m finally headed East. I know when we normally talk, I usually ask for stuff like smaller pores, or a boyfriend who can do one-arm push-ups, but this morning, I really just wanna say… thank you. I feel really, really grateful.” -Devi
“Have you seen Devi when she gets upset? She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.” – Fabiola
“Besties before testes.” – Fabiola
“Are you guys fighting or am I misunderstanding your body posture and you’re about to sing a cappella?” – Fabiola
“I think I’m bad at sex. I had no idea what to do with my legs or arms. I was like the inflatable balloon man at a tire store.” -Devi
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