Looking for the best Leslie Knope quotes from Parks and Recreation? Look no further! Discover 55 hilarious and inspiring quotes from the beloved character. From her unwavering dedication to her friends and colleagues to her unapologetic love for waffles, Leslie Knope’s quotes are sure to make you laugh and feel motivated. Explore this curated collection and relive the iconic moments from one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time.
Leslie Knope Quotes
“These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring … loudly at me.” – Leslie Knope
“I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Leslie Knope
“Math Is Worthless In Real Life” – Leslie Knope
“Chimpanzees are very smart, so we had them graduate from college. They like to throw their feces, so we were hoping they would throw their hats. But they just threw their feces.” – Leslie Knope
“There is nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives” – Leslie Knope
“I am deputy director of parks and recreation and chairwoman of the departmental adhoc subcommittee for pit beautification, Leslie Knope.”
“In my next life I’m going in a private industry. Maybe strip mining.” – Leslie Knope
“We really need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history.” – Leslie Knope
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me” – Leslie Knope
“We lost a lot of good bread that day, as well as several human lives. And it also made the whole town smell like toast, which one resident described as quote, “disturbingly enticing.” – Leslie Knope
“For the first time, our tree-lighting ceremony will be simulcast on internet radio.” – Leslie Knope
“I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior” – Leslie Knope
“I’m trying to think of this as an adventure, just getting right back on that horse, even if that horse is crazy and wants to peer inside my body.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m back on the horse, and this horse is a lawyer so I’m looking forward to riding him.” – Leslie Knope
“You look like Encyclopedia Brown” – Leslie Knope
“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.” – Leslie Knope
“There are very few things I have asked for in this world. To build a new park from scratch, to eventually become president and to one day solve a murder on a train.” – Leslie Knope
“Or, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer!” – Leslie Knope
“Every child has the right to play, no matter how boring the sport.” – Leslie Knope
“If I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be ‘Equality.’” – Leslie Knope
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny. And my dream.” – Leslie Knope
“A hundred and fifty years ago an interracial couple was married here and then slaughtered by their own families. It’s one of the most beautiful stories in Pawnee’s history. Why are you trying to destroy it?” – Leslie Knope
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.” – Leslie Knope
“Well nothing’s bruised but my ego. And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.” – Leslie Knope
“Whale tail. Whale tail. She’s flashing a whale tale. Abort. Abort.” – Leslie Knope
“I know Tammy seems scary, but really she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon.” – Leslie Knope
“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.” – Leslie Knope
“You only get one chance to make a second impression.” – Leslie Knope
“Yellow haired female likes waffles and news.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m cried out but I want to cry more so I’m rehydrating.” – Leslie Knope
“And let’s be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people’s butts every night.” – Leslie Knope
“Their bathmats are amazing it’s like stepping on a lamb.” – Leslie Knope
“Everything hurts and I’m dying” – Leslie Knope
“We’re called the Pawnee Goddesses and we’re freakin’ awesome.” – Leslie Knope
“Well, math is hard.” – Leslie Knope
“My pleasure. See you in hell!” – Leslie Knope
“I’m going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I’ll take the cheapest one you have because I can’t tell the difference.”
“Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.” – Leslie Knope
“All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.” – Leslie Knope
“Like I always say, stairs is a young man’s game.” – Leslie Knope
“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” – Leslie Knope
“My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.” – Leslie Knope
“Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.” – Leslie Knope
“Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.” – Leslie Knope
“No one achieves anything alone.” – Leslie Knope
“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.” – Leslie Knope
“You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, but you’ve never had to compensate for anything.” – Leslie Knope
“Boring is my middle name.” – Leslie Knope
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.” – Leslie Knope
“All I want is the promise of democracy.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m getting the epiphany sweats!” – Leslie Knope
“Slowing down is not really my jam.” – Leslie Knope
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” – Leslie Knope
“Oh, people grieve in different ways.” – Leslie Knope
