Looking for the best April Ludgate quotes from Parks and Recreation? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 21 quotes from the beloved character. From her iconic sarcasm to her dry wit, April Ludgate has delivered some unforgettable lines throughout the series. Whether you’re a fan of the show or just looking for a good laugh, this collection of quotes is sure to entertain. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the best of April Ludgate!
April Ludgate Quotes
“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.” – April Ludgate
“Stay back, slut.” – April Ludgate
“I really only listen to like, German death reggae. And Halloween sound effect records from the 1950s. And Bette Middler, obviously.” – April Ludgate
“Alcohol is fun and delicious.” – April Ludgate
“I don’t care about that prize, but I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.” – April Ludgate
“My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.” – April Ludgate
“Being nice made me feel terrible.” – April Ludgate
“So, you’ve gone insane! That’s fun.” – April Ludgate
“Don’t try to bond with me.” – April Ludgate
“I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.” – April Ludgate
“I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” – April Ludgate
“Being a responsible adult sucks butts.” – April Ludgate
“I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same, and if you spend more than $5 on wine, you are very stupid.” – April Ludgate
“I want to tell people what to do, then send them far away from me.” – April Ludgate
“My instinct is to be mean to you.” – April Ludgate
“I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.” – April Ludgate
“Thank you, alcohol.” – April Ludgate
“I hate talking to people about things.” – April Ludgate
“The air is so fresh. It’s disgusting.” – April Ludgate
“It’s my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!” – April Ludgate
“Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.” – April Ludgate
