mr iglesias Gabriel Iglesias netflix tv show quotes
Mr. Iglesias (Gabriel Iglesias) : “You think the Scots got to the battlefield and were like, “Hey, Angus, is there something we’re forgetting?” “Oh, no, I got my charger and my Bluetooth speakers. “What’re we forgetting?” “Weapons!””
Mr. Iglesias : “Enough with the powdered wigs.”
Mr. Iglesias : “Our country was founded by a bunch of dudes who woke up every morning asking their wives, “M’lady, have you seen my wig?”
Paula Madison : “Just get a pitcher of appletinis in me, and let the magic happen.”
Walt: “Lincoln was a real badass. No president killed more vampires than that guy.”
Paula Madison : “You know, there are only two types of men: those who cheat, and those who haven’t been caught yet.”
Marisol : “And that’s why, to honor Cesar Chavez and Dolores Huerta, the leaders of the United Farm Workers movement, I still won’t eat grapes.”
Abigail : “You don’t want me grading from my cold, dead heart today. “
Mr. Iglesias : “You know, you were right about Linkin Park, and Matthew McConaughey does drive a Lincoln.”
Mr. Iglesias (Gabriel Iglesias) : “in America, if you don’t like the rules, you protest. And the worst thing they can do is make sure you never play professional football again.”
Mr. Iglesias (Gabriel Iglesias) : “So, basically, growing up in Castro’s Cuba was a lot like living in a clear backpack.”
Coach: “You know the difference between a football coach and a history teacher? A history teacher never has a winning season.”
Abigail : “When you lean into the rules of the universe, the universe bestows its many gifts. Namaste”
Mr. Iglesias (Gabriel Iglesias) : “Just a word of advice, if a grown man in dress sweats has a large travel mug, don’t drink from it.”
Mr. Iglesias (Gabriel Iglesias) : “Ah, yeah, nothing like putting your hard-earned paycheck in the hands of hormonal teens. That’s what I call living.”
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