Discover 132 insightful and memorable quotes from Danny Reagan, a beloved character from the hit TV show “Blue Bloods.” Immerse yourself in the wisdom and wit of this iconic character with quotes that resonate long after the episode ends. Whether you’re a fan or seeking inspiration, these quotes are sure to leave a lasting impression.
Danny Reagan Quotes
1- “What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you’re such a genius?” – Danny Reagan
2- “We just took a statement from a 6’4″ transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I’m telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.” – Danny Reagan
3- “I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim’s still dead.” – Danny Reagan
4- “I’m guessing by the age of her daughter it wasn’t the chastity belt that she chose” – Danny Reagan
5- “No, it makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.” – Danny Reagan
6- “If I’m anything like my old man, he’s the one that better be careful.” – Danny Reagan
7- “I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I’m going to eat my gun.” – Danny Reagan
8- “So I had the pleasure of meeting Larry and Curly. Now I get to meet Moe.” – Danny Reagan
9- “If you believe in something you keep fighting for it. No matter what.” – Danny Reagan
10- “I don’t know any saviors that carry glocks and shoot kids in cold blood.” – Danny Reagan
11- “I really hate when people do bad things and blame it on my city.” – Danny Reagan
12- “You have the right to remain silent so why don’t you shut the hell up.” – Danny Reagan
13- “If you guys aren’t going prosecute these people we might as well shoot them in the street.” – Danny Reagan
14- “Never date a girl with a gun.” – Danny Reagan
15- “So busy being stupid it’s a wonder they can find time to get arrested.” – Danny Reagan
16- “What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?” – Danny Reagan
17- “After this week there’s not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.” – Danny Reagan
18- “It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.” – Danny Reagan
19- “Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.” – Danny Reagan
20- “Great News. Our only witness is a towel.” – Danny Reagan
21- “Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.” – Danny Reagan
22- “Another night of sleaze and desperation.” – Danny Reagan
23- “But I had Linda on my team last year. That’s a handicap or else I would have kicked your ass but you better not tell her I said that.” – Danny Reagan
24- “Vanna, would you please tell Mr. Tommy Barone what he’s won.” – Danny Reagan
25- “Do you guys all have goofy nicknames?” – Danny Reagan
26- “So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?” – Danny Reagan
27- “The little boy you raped, you think he’s better now?” – Danny Reagan
28- “It’s Staten Island, we’re not exactly known for turning the other cheek.” – Danny Reagan
29- “The biggest mistake we can make is to pretend that my gun does not exist in this house.” – Danny Reagan
30- “Dinner, Tribeca restaurant…$600. Shoes, Bergdorf men’s department…$750. Paying it off with your dead wife’s fortune…priceless.” – Danny Reagan
31- “Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.” – Danny Reagan
32- “Look at the bright side. You still get to catch bad guys.” – Danny Reagan
33- “I’m not in the mood to take no for an answer.” – Danny Reagan
34- “You know that thing that kids have about their parents sex lives. It kind of never really goes away.” – Danny Reagan
35- “I feel like I look like my sister’s creepy ex-husband.” – Danny Reagan
36- “You pull your pants up next time you might get away.” – Danny Reagan
37- “Kind of looks like a serial killer.” – Danny Reagan
38- “The ACs pumping out heat and it won’t stop. It’s like a coming attraction for Hell up here.” – Danny Reagan
39- “It’s like you’re a cover girl for Ulcers Illustrated.” – Danny Reagan
40- “Despite what the sign says out front if you’re here for an emergency you’re in the wrong place.” – Danny Reagan
41- “The first rule about Fight Club is you will talk about Fight Club, now!” – Danny Reagan
42- “Gangster justice is very efficient and it saves on tax payer dollars.” – Danny Reagan
43- “Erin can’t do it she’s a mother. We can’t send her out to buy her own Mother’s day dinner.” – Danny Reagan
44- “Six months doing part time undercover and now your the French Connection.” – Danny Reagan
45- “Whoever said time heals all wounds probably never did prison time.” – Danny Reagan
46- “What’d you do partner, walk to Coney Island for the coffee?” – Danny Reagan
47- “We haven’t asked you any questions how do you know you’ve got nothing to say?” – Danny Reagan
48- “Not so fun when they fight back, huh?” – Danny Reagan
49- “Close range shot to the groin. Doesn’t get more personal than that.” – Danny Reagan
50- “Sixteen years ago this day I married the love of my life. It’s always been a lucky day for me.” – Danny Reagan
51- “You’re going to pull me off the case, the homicide of a New York citizen to be a human shield for a scumbag president of a third world country you can’t even pronounce?” – Danny Reagan
52- “If Johnny’s still alive, I’ll kill him.” – Danny Reagan
53- “I just wonder if I’ll ever get a big boy office like this one day.” – Danny Reagan
54- “That detective did his job and this isn’t your country, smart ass.” – Danny Reagan
55- “You want to get all medieval on his ass, is that it?” – Danny Reagan
56- “What happened? No honor among skeeves?” – Danny Reagan
57- “And here I thought all Narcotics detectives were a bunch of cocky dirtbags.” – Danny Reagan
58- “You wish you could turn into Supergirl and just put the entire family inside your little force field and keep them safe.” – Danny Reagan
59- “I don’t have much faith in the testimony of someone driving 50 miles an hour, running late for work.” – Danny Reagan
60- “I’m just checking on my kid brother, Sarge. If anyone at IA got a problem with it they can bite me.” – Danny Reagan
61- “I don’t think his gun shoots gumdrops and lollipops.” – Danny Reagan
62- “So what is your fraternity handshake, a punch in the eye?” – Danny Reagan
63- “If I was in IAB’s shoes, I’d like me for this too.” – Danny Reagan
64- “I almost went to prison over this cheesecake. You’ve got to eat some of it.” – Danny Reagan
65- “A detective shield does not a detective make.” – Danny Reagan
66- “How do you think he feels? He was in some guy’s pants.” – Danny Reagan
67- “I’m going to find out who did this to you whether you like it or not.” – Danny Reagan
68- “I’m not paid to drink the Kool Aid.” – Danny Reagan
69- “This may be your world but it’s out case. We’re going to do what we’ve got to do.” – Danny Reagan
70- “Maybe the cops and gang bangers can all hold hands and sing songs in the streets.” – Danny Reagan
71- “My jump shots about to make me fifty bucks and it’s about to come from your pocket.” – Danny Reagan
72- “Our jobs are suppose to help people not screw them over.” – Danny Reagan
73- “What does FBI stand for anyway, Famous But Incompetent?” – Danny Reagan
74- “Anybody want to go on a wild goose chase with me?” – Danny Reagan
75- “She kind of reminds me of the pretty Italian girl in high school that all the Irish boys fell in love with.” – Danny Reagan
76- “All they want are answers and all we’ve got are questions.” – Danny Reagan
77- “You operated on the guy twice. What is it now, a heart transplant?” – Danny Reagan
78- “He’s right counselor. You’ll probably make a lot more dough off of him if you keep him alive.” – Danny Reagan
79- “In most places they call that a badge but in New York they call it a shield. You know why? Because a shield is used to protect people.” – Danny Reagan
80- “I want peace for the good people of the Bitterman House. If I’ve got to step on your throat to get it, so be it.” – Danny Reagan
81- “We’re going to do what my mother used to tell us kids to do on a rainy day. We’re going to go make our own fun.” – Danny Reagan
82- “You’re going to die here. This is your last chance to make something good out of your useless life.” – Danny Reagan
83- “I don’t give a damn if you like men or women or cream filled donuts.” – Danny Reagan
84- “First murder of the week and in broad daylight. I love this city.” – Danny Reagan
85- “I just came off a 12 hour tour chasing my tail.” – Danny Reagan
86- “Nothing but limo liberalism run amok.” – Danny Reagan
87- “There is a difference between truth and fact.” – Danny Reagan
88- “I guess it’s just you and me and the duck.” – Danny Reagan
89- “He just threw a punch and you just happened to walk by at that moment.” – Danny Reagan
90- “I personally am not going to convict an 18 year old kid solely on the testimony of one eye witness and without one single piece of physical evidence to support it.” – Danny Reagan
91- “You know you two are worse than my kids.” – Danny Reagan
92- “Your brother might be guilty of something but he’s not guilty of murder.” – Danny Reagan
93- “You’ve been screwing up since we got started and I’m not letting either one of us get killed because you’re too close to this.” – Danny Reagan
94- “I’m either sending my buddy to jail or to his grave. They don’t make medicine strong enough to deal with that.” – Danny Reagan
95- “And another one bites the dust.” – Danny Reagan
96- “The family legacy is not combat. It’s service.” – Danny Reagan
97- “Never take a bottle to a gun fight.” – Danny Reagan
98- “There’s a lot of bad people out there.” – Danny Reagan
99- “I’m the problem? Usually people got to meet me first before they figure that part out.” – Danny Reagan
100- “Is because encouraging your wife to get plastic surgery while you’re running around banging some younger broad would make you look like more of an ass than you already are.” – Danny Reagan
101- “Everyone’s entitled to a private life. A secret life? You’re on your own.” – Danny Reagan
102- “Grandma always said a family is held together by its secrets.” – Danny Reagan
103- “My cleaning lady keeps a bazooka too.” – Danny Reagan
104- “You do know the ’50s was like sixty years ago?” – Danny Reagan
105- “Believe it or not there are actually a few nice people in this city.” – Danny Reagan
106- “I might have told the guy to get your hands against the wall or I’ll throw you out the window.” – Danny Reagan
107- “If he even dreams about beating a Reagan he better wake up and apologize.” – Danny Reagan
108- “We’re going down in flames, we might as well finish what we started.” – Danny Reagan
109- “A broken heart is no excuse for what you did.” – Danny Reagan
110- “Only married couples get to bicker like 12-year-olds.” – Danny Reagan
111- “This guy runs his daughter’s life like it’s a KGB operation.” – Danny Reagan
112- “The really bad people, they don’t change. They just come up with new ways to trick you into thinking they did.” – Danny Reagan
113- “With all due respect I can’t work a homicide in tap shoes.” – Danny Reagan
114- “There comes a time to rule by fear and not by the book.” – Danny Reagan
115- “Assistant District Attorney Erin Reagan. You know why she’s here? To keep me from snapping your neck.” – Danny Reagan
116- “I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bullhorn and machine gun in the car.” – Danny Reagan
117- “For him moving on is going to be less like letting go and more like letting go of an arm or a leg. If he needs our support he’s going to need our support to let go. Support is only worth what it costs you to give it.” – Danny Reagan
118- “Ok, is there anyone here who didn’t kill him?” – Danny Reagan
119- “You’re the best cop I know, alright, and you can teach him things that I can’t.” – Danny Reagan
120- “Officer Russell should have taken the one and a half seconds that stood between a knife and his throat and asked this Diego Perez character, Hey, how you feeling?” – Danny Reagan
121- “Add some bacon. Bacon makes everything better.” – Danny Reagan
122- “If she wants to see this dirt bag there’s nothing you or us can do about it. It’s her choice.” – Danny Reagan
123- “Well, a john is a john, whether he’s in a pin stripe suit or a sweat suit, he’s still just a john.” – Danny Reagan
124- “Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?” – Danny Reagan
125- “Bad guys killing bad guys is not the first thing in the world. The problem is, so many bad guys have the worst aim in the world, which is bad for civilians.” – Danny Reagan
126- “I feel like if it was my wife and kid that was killed by Bukowsky then it’d definitely be me under that umbrella.” – Danny Reagan
127- “What am I, like your personal detective or something?” – Danny Reagan
128- “You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.” – Danny Reagan
129- “Do you believe that cheap suit? I swear he must have gone to the same law school as my sister, Ball Buster University.” – Danny Reagan
130- “You ever disrespect my wife again that blade will go through your throat like a stick of butter. You got it?” – Danny Reagan
131- “You get locked up and your ass goes to prison, don’t expect a visit from the family.” – Danny Reagan
132- “It’s not like I lack for partners. Baez is a god send, the boys are growing into the role. My family, they’ve always got my back. They’re Reagans, it’s how we’re raised. I keep trying to remind myself I’m rich with partners but you’re the only one that really matters.” – Danny Reagan
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