Coupling Quotes: “Coupling” is a British television sitcom that first aired on the BBC from 2000 to 2004, with a total of four series (seasons). Created by Steven Moffat, the show follows the lives, relationships, and romantic entanglements of six friends living in London. It gained popularity for its witty humor, unique storytelling, and frank discussions about modern relationships and sexuality.
Coupling Quotes
1- Jeff Murdoch : I used to write the word ‘naked’ on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it
2- Jeff Murdoch : I insulted her friend’s breasts, and she thinks I collect women’s ears in a bucket
3- Jeff Murdoch : Right after your shoes and before your trousers: that’s the sock gap
4- Steve Taylor : You think that if you kiss a woman, you mother will emasculate you with a miniature guillotine
5- Steve Taylor : It just lies there. It’s fat litter. It’s a sofa parasite
6- Jeff Murdoch : She’s somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck
7- Jeff Murdoch : I’ve got the keys to paradise, but I’ve got too many legs
8- Steve Taylor : It’s not genetically possible for men to have opinions about fabric
9- Steve Taylor : We are men. We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles
10- Jane Christie : Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking
11- Sally Harper : Do you think there’s such a thing as airborne calories? Maybe they just jump directly onto your hips
12- Sally Harper : Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way.
13- Sally: You’ve always got to send a man a book when you split up, to prove how you’re a caring, giving person, and how they’re going to die in a pit of their own filth.
14- Jeff Murdoch : Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name
15- Jeff Murdoch : Every time she passes me in a corridor, I walk sideways into the wall. She thinks I’m a mute with a balance problem
16- Patrick : A relationship is a loving bond between two people, and a threesome can take the edge off that
17- Sally Harper : I only ever smile at single men so I can justify the loss of elasticity
18- Jeff Murdoch : All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man
19- Sally Harper : Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.
20- Jeff Murdoch : I don’t talk to women when they’re emotional. They’re allowed to slap you
21- Sally: I don’t want to look great. I want to look thin.
22- Jeff Murdoch : Sometimes when she’s laying there and she’s just so, so totally naked, I can’t control myself. I just sort of hoover
23- Sally Harper : A bald, noisy thing is going to crawl out of my genitals, ruin my life, and my mother is going to side with it
